Hong Kong Chinese Restaurants

I don't mind these kinds of cheap strip mall-y Chinese restaurants--they all seem to have pretty much the same exact menu and you know you're in for some greasy, cheap, not-super-authentic Chinese food. But I have to say this one is greasier and yet more expensive than similar restaurants I've visited in other cities. Also they have surprisingly few vegetarian options.

Ahoy there, mateys!  Be ye like me with a taste for adventure and the salt of the sea?  Well then, me hardy land lovers, you'll surely find safe harbor at Hong Kong!

Our crew of two set sail for Hong Kong and found the environ to be common, though the help be efficient and filled with alacrity.  The portions be hearty, but n'er were there a taste upon the tongue that din't harken of the sea with salt abounding.  Be thar such portions of sodium that our crew left, hardly half way through our plates.  T'wer nerry a difference b'tween my chicken and veggies, nor me first mate's swine.

N'er shall I set me vessel to such port again.  Aaarrrr...

This is one of my favorite places, it's a small family owned restaurant and if you go there often enough you'll get to know everyone very quickly.  The food is always great and the buffet is a bargain.