Pros: The best pizza in a city saturated with pizza restaurants; Great mixed drinks.
Cons: Painfully, painfully slow service, at least on a Friday night (when I've only been). I can feel the anger and frustration from the other tables because of the slow service. Trade in the iPad for a pen and paper so that it doesn't take an awkwardly long time to place an order, and please staff more than one waitperson for the weekend... the current one is overworked, overwhelmed, and probably unfairly undertipped due to poor management.
Despite the good food, I can't recommend The Modern Life in its current form.