The Penalty Box

I came here on 21st birthday and had a fabulous time!  The place was jammin' so it was hard to hear but it was a Thursday night when they have great drink specials.  The dirty girl scout shots was to die for!  I could have kept drinking those babies all night long.  The bar staff is friendly and knowledgable and make damn good shots.  I would highly recommend coming here any night of the week!  I'll definitely be back!

For being a Greeley bar, it's good.

I had some trouble with my out-of-state ID, because it has a sticker with a newer address on it. I admit it looked strange. After waiting ten minutes for the bartender and the owner to stare at it and make sure it was legit, I was given a free drink for the trouble. That was awesome.

The taps are decent. Mostly macros (Coors, Bud, etc), but also cheap. I remember that the drinks were served in plastic tumblers, but they weren't tiny Solo sized.

I've never been to a bar that gives wristbands after they card you, but it makes things easier if you step outside and smoke every so often.

As my group left, some folks outside cracked a terrible "hipster" joke at us, reminding me that I was still in cow town. It wasn't something that made me hate the place. Just confusing. In fact, the people inside were pretty cool. Just Greeley.

Haha Thursdays is where its at!! 5 bucks all you can drink aww ya!!! Even better is its not served in those damned plastic cups filled to the brim with ice like at Whiskey River either!

Beer pong is always fun, the DJ can get a little to loud for the lack of actual dancing going on (usually just become a drunk white girl twitch fest).

The staff and owner are all super legit and know how to throw down on a good time!

If your looking to get pissed for cheap, meet a girl or two (and to say that for Greeley is reaaaaaalllly hard) or just have a great time with your buddies P-box is def the way to go!

I've had the food too and its pretty standard but price matches well so no complaints!