Porky's Sports Pub

My first experience at this "sports pub" (aka strip club) was with a bunch of dudes (bf friends) and bf one night after endless drinks at the Shack Kailua. Someone had a bright idea to go to Porky's which ended up actually being fun!

Its a hole in the wall bar, with a small stage for dancers to perform. You may or may not inquire about a private dance, but non the less mama son oops I mean a lady comes around inviting you to the dance floor.

I don't really enjoy the smokey smell when you walk in, or the creepy men in this establishment drooling over a half naked female, however we tend to go to Porky's for fun after a long night of drinking or during a bar crawl in Kailua.

If you are from Kailua, you'll understand my A-OK rating of this place!
If you are not from Kailua, and want to check it out---try it. Everyone has to go to Porky's at least once in their lifetime!

P.S: $20 min. on cards! Bring your $1's

WOAH, don't be fooled by the name of this joint! They say sports pub... maybe by day? But at night, it's a strip club!!! "It's $2 to watch" i'm like "say whattt?" Now I know why it's called Porkys!!! SIGHHH, i'm scarred for life

I cant even front though, this place was hilarious. Guys knocked out on tables, while other people completely ignored them by playing billiards. Thebouncer on his blackberry. And other guys staring in amazement at the dancer, kinda like this: @_@

I fccks with this place. Might not be my first option of places to go for the night butit def does make a perfect last resort!

Pork's has 4 chicks in it: the bar tender, mama san and 2 strippers one is portly the other is sexy.  $60 for a one song lap dance. as the other reviews say this is a last resort. we were drunk and to lazy to find a ride downtown. this spot is like femme la nu but worst. top it all off the pole is next to a beam in the celing making it funny to watch the strippers duck under or hit there head hahahaha.