Satin Dolls

Satin dolls is probably the worst strip club in the tri-state area. Lets start with the entertaintment if you want to call it that. The dancers are either severely ugly, russian, which means they dont speak english, or should have retired ten years ago cause their past their prime when it comes to gogo standards. Most of these dancers are severe drug addicts and alchoholics. They try to get a customer to buy them food and their drinks because this is how it seems the owner likes it. If you use your credit card beware!! A $500 bill can end up being a $2,500 dollar bill because they take pictures of your license and your credit card and then once you sign in one place for a certain amount, then they charge a different amount in a different transaction. This is the only place I have seen where the owner begs patrons at his place to buy him expensive bottles of champagne and him and his dancers drink most of it. Now lets get to the bartenders. Very ugly, and should not be working as bartenders at a strip club. They would probably not even get a job at a mom and pop corner bar at some hick town, thats how bad these women look. Im surprised that police or government authorities have not closed this place down cause as long as the money is right, they'll keep the place open for you as long as your spending money for drugs, alchohol, and prostitution. Ive patronized this place until I got an $8,000 dollar bill on my credit card. And what a hard time I had to try to remove it when it should have been only an $800 dollar charge. The kitchen actually has decent food and good prices because the owner is making alot more money with his alchohol and his prostitutes. If you engage any of these dancers in a conversation about what goes on in the V.I.P rooms they'll tell you anything you want as long as you pay me this amount. Theres been such stupid customers in this place who have gotten beaten up by bouncers and end up in the hospital and still patronize this place and give this owner douchebag more money. I would not even buy a bottle of water in that place which is $5 Lol. He also has his daughters work as bartenders so they can witness all this garbage. What a great guy and a good parent don't you think? What my advice, stay away like staying away from a hooker that has aids. Satin dolls is poison and it should be illegal. My review is not in any way trying to put yelp at a bad position but its true I have the documents to prove it and the owner has been charged at this place. If your not going to have a website for people to express their true concerns and let people know the reality of the place then yelp should not be doing what their doing because they took down my review once because they said its personal. When youve went out on a friday night with you and one of your buisness asscociates and you got charged $8,000 instead of $800 its extremely personal.

I came here once.

...A WEEK, that is, ONCE...A...WEEK...back in the day.

Sundays at 2pm...when the "talent" in this time slot was of the "soon to retire" variety.

Tipping wrinkly old chicks with sagging...uh...lets say everything...who demanded that the lights be turned down to blind-person-level, was very entertaining.  They worked VERY hard for every dollar, which I admire...absolutely nothing wrong with actually "earning" your pay.

Forget their 401K plan, I enjoyed investing in these near-retirees' 40DD plan (albeit, an-about-to-hit-the-floor plan).

It's been years since the Sopranos and this place has gotten even worse. Long story short, the girls are a little to Jersey for me and the bartenders arent exactly great. Its basically the 1pm "B-Team" every hour its open.