Secret's Gentleman's Club

This place is definitely somewhere I only come to when forced against my will. Not that all the girls are fat and ugly, just several. There are actually a couple of pretty girls that work here, but they are low class. After having a few private conversations with some of the girls in the restroom, I can tell you that none of these girls are very versatile. They wouldn't make the transition from a ghetto stripper into a lady without professional training, but I'm guessing the etiquette coach would quit or hang herself. The majority or these girls are nasty, I had to share a restroom with them and it wasn't pretty. Only thing is, the majority of them don't use the restroom for its obvious purpose, but a place to engage in illegal activity. If your into rap music, girls with prison tats and weird accents, you'll be right at home.

I have been advised that a dancer here has a tattoo on her lower back that reads "187". She did something very naughty and wiped her finger on a man's face beneath his nose. This is all hearsay of course. I do not doubt any of it. This new information has solidified Secret's spot as the best club in town, edging out the Lido by a nose.