Smiles Nightclub

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  Oh this place is classy....for what it is, its fine, friendly girls, I wandered in on a quiet night after a few drinks, no one really bothers you for lap dances which was nice, was able to watch part of a game without being bothered. Full nude, no alcohol. $10 admission fee was more than fair.

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  Posted on 05.12.13 Mitch G.

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  I was so surprised at how much I smiled at smiles. The place was kept as clean as can be and the girls were... well... as cute as they could possibly be. You had big girls and small girls; chubby girls and skinny girls; some big titties and some baby boobies. All your desires could be fulfilled at the low, low price of...a buck... In a g-string strap...ripped fishnets....whatever your poison. I recommend the $100 private room nuddie dance- worth every penny!
  And to top it all off they have amazing merchandise.
  Stop in frat boys- you're sure to leave with a big, wet smile. Bring a shout wipe!

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  Posted on 04.01.12 Lou M.

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  I cannot believe this place is still open and makes money.  I hope all you guys that leave at night from this place hold your head down in shame while glancing at the Christian bookstore across the street....FOR SHAME!!!  
  They should have a huge glowing red cross haunting you while looking in your rear view...

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  Posted on 04.28.10 Willis W.

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  Ok....at the risk of shocking my Yelp friends, I have to put in my 2 cents about Smiles. It's just awful. Granted, I haven't been there in a while, but I had made a few visits years ago for, uh....sociological research, and a "smile" was the last thing on my face.....more like a look of "what the hell was that about?"
  
  Was it the mismatched plastic lawn chairs that littered the "club"? The $3 bottles of water? (NOTE: during the times I went, they didn't have a liquor license, which allowed the girls to go full nude, which is fine with me....I don't drink, but I like looking at naked women). The incredibly unoriginal choice of music ("You Shook Me All Night Long"? The Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls"? Seriously? A little too obvious, there)? The scary clientele, who looked straight out of "Deliverance" with their toothless grins and John Deere hats (who knows, some of the dancers might've been their daughters)? Or was it what we all go to strip clubs for, the quality ladies taking it all off? Well, the girls here left much to be desired....I know, they're just trying to make a living, but at least learn SOME erotic dance moves. Make me WANT to give you my hard earned money. Of all the times I went there, there really wasn't much to look at....there was a real scrawny one who suffered from a severe lack of breasts, the platinum blonde who looked good from 50 feet away, but upon closer inspection, had to be into her late 40s (not a fan of the weathering, there), another cute one who sadly was either on illegal or too much prescription medication and had some sort of tic going on.......I can't remember much else.
  
  I must admit, I'm not really a fan of strip clubs....when I was younger, sure, it was a fun experience with some of your friends, and a good way to piss away a few bucks. But now they kind of creep me out. If this is your thing, that's cool, but avoid Smiles....you'd be better off ogling the ladies in the Sears catalog.

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  Posted on 03.16.10 Mike M.

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