Spearmint Rhino Club

I take back everything I've ever said about the ugly dumpy chicks that should've been aborted. They make the hot strippers stand out that much more. The ugly strippers also serve as commercial breaks at the strip club. When they get on stage, that's my cue to go pee and smoke a cig. Can't hate on that.

I love hot chicks with daddy issues. Speaking of "daddy issues", daddy issues and hot chicks go together like ketchup and mustard/coffee and cigarettes/Kobe Bryant and championship rings/Rihanna and herpes/basketball shorts and strip clubs.

Anyways, thaaaank God for student loans! Without student loans and the impossibility of paying those mofos off then hot young slam pieces wouldn't be stripping. NOM NOM NOM... FAP FAP FAP... ahh.... aaaand I'm spent.

P.S. Did this Asian really check in at the Rhino? OH, NO HE DI'INT...

.
.
.

WHY YES I DID!

fun place! the songs are short, however. be sure to tip the dancers and waitresses.

Seriously, nobody's commented on this place yet?
Alright, here goes... I haven't been to this place since I moved out of LA 5yrs ago. That said, it was always a lot of fun. I went to a couple bachelor parties here and they did a great job of making sure we enjoyed ourselves.
60 hot girls, and a few ugly ones.
Sorry, mom.

Oh, ya.... FIRST.