Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club

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  Never seen so many C-section scars in one night. Now I know why this place is so dark!

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  Posted on 03.04.13 Randy Z.

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  Are you freaking kidding me?! This is a gentlemen's club? Went there on Thursday for their military/student free admission night and so glad I did. We walk into this very dark building with no traditional neon and no one is at the front desk. I look around at this tiny place and I only see one girl laying down on a couch, not seductively mind you, and no one else is in the room besides 2 other dudes watching an EMPTY stage. Soon after, a guy in suit comes up, checks our IDs and off we go. Let me repeat, this place is TINY. You see everything right when you walk in except for a narrow hallway in the back meant for lap dances. Anyways, the stage is empty for more than 50% of the time and most of the girls are hiding in the dressing room or wherever. They do roll-call fairly often and that's the only time you're gonna see all the girls. Oh yea, some of the girls don't even get naked on stage unless someone is tipping them. I only found this out because I was horrified to the point that I had to ask the dancer why her clothes were still on at the end of the dance. I've been to maybe 8-10 different strip clubs and this has never been the case. How am I supposed to decide if I want a lap dance if I don't know what I'm getting into?
  
  Tips: Go on their website and look at the daily specials. You can get free admission any day by texting a short code. Some days are 2-for-1 lap dances all night, but I went on a normal day and they still offered the 2-for-1 quite frequently.
  
  If this is the best Santa Maria has to offer, you'd be much better off driving to Santa Barbara.
  
  2 stars for friendly girls with almost no pressure.

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  Posted on 01.31.12 Peter C.

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  If you're in Santa Maria and you're looking for a strip club then you've definitely come to the wrong place. Of course I was entertained, I mean what straight man doesn't like looking at naked women? The place was pretty small and way too dark inside. The only reason I went there was because me and a friend were really bored one night.

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  Posted on 10.12.10 Rowell M.

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  This club is one of the smallest clubs. This was my third time in, and had a horrible time. Most dancers don't know how to sit and chat, basicly flagging someone down just to say hi!  The waitress was obnoxious, and one dancer even coaxed me into having a vodka and red bull which I don't think they  serve,  by the end of the night one girl was wanting to take me home with her for a little extra fun. Expected way toomuch to sleep with her. And wasn't that cute. Nice Thin body big chest long legs long blonde hair. But not cute. Over all just skip the place if u can!

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  Posted on 03.10.08 ello m.

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  hahaha cant believe i found it! uhmm..alrite...here we go..
  
  i decided to go here when i came back to santa maria to visit some friends, as i had moved away for college down in LA. we figured since we were all 18 by then, we should give it a try. i was the only one of my friends with strip club experience, and geez, dont EVERRRR go to a strip club in a big city, and downgrade to this place!!! it wont be the same!
  
  theres only a cycle of like 7-8 girls per night. if you're used to the LA strip clubs or santa barbara rhino, you'll be deeply disappointed. its so dark in there, you could barely see their faces...which is probably a good thing! most of them are also older...which is sad, because we were hoping to find some high school classmates up there paying their way for school or something *sigh*. oh well...
  
  the price is $15 to get in...$2 minimum if you sit by the stage. the people there were soooo cheap. they'd sit close to the stage, but not by it. the place would be packed, but they still wouldn't sit by the stage! cheap people!
  
  one of the dancers there...i call her big red as she was wearing a tight red dress, let me motorboat her as i sat stageside. that was pretty interesting....
  
  my friend i was with had a worse experience as his lapdance was ruined as the dancer started talking about her kids! why would she do that?!? i guess he instantly lost "it" with that discussion.
  
  if you're looking for a place just to go and laugh some and hang out with friends, go for it. step up though and actually drop some money by the stage. i wouldnt waste it on a lapdance tho as they're short here for some reason. you can also drive about 45 miles further south to Santa barbara and visit their rhino and see their pornstar quality women! =P

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  Posted on 01.07.08 Jack M.

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