Statemynt

Mike robbed me $50 tonight when I couldn't decide which bottle to buy, and then admitted he stole it from me because he didn't like me, then threatened me and told me never to come back.  I told him I was going to negativereview #buycott his ass, all over the net.  Please tell all of your friends to take this place off the map, start fights, steal drinks, trash it.  I'm out.

My friend and I spent NYE here! It picked up quickly and every one there was very nice! DJ was the bomb & Ted made the best Long Island Iced Tea ever! I didn't expect Santa Barbara would be THE place to go and have fun, but it made the NYE so much fun & nice. I will definitely go back there soon~* ;)

I heart this place and Ted the bartender is AWESOME. Wasn't sure Santa Barbara was a place to get my dance on until we stumbled upon Statemynt. Good music, plenty of space and an empty dance floor.  I was with a group of 11 girls who left Savoy because it was lame. We had so much fun that the bartender invited us back the next night for bottle service. Quality service, good music and no line for the bathroom. Statemynt is a do!