Timberloft Pizzeria

$35 for a small pizza salad drink? Ridiculous. How about a refill on my drink?

Timberloft Pizzeria is where I overheard the true definition of ARTISANAL.

Server: What style of pizza?  Uh... it's ARTISANAL.
Customer: What's arty-snail?
Server: Umm... ARTISANAL.  It's like custom hand-made.  So artisanal is like... well like... we make it here.  And it's artisanal cause... cause sometimes it'll be like THICK pizza.  And sometimes it'll be like THIN pizza.  And like sometimes, cause it's artisanal, the pizza will be like real thick in one part and real thin in another.  Cause it's ARTISANAL.

definition:
artisanal (ärt-ze-nel) adj. : poorly made or made without regard to quality

This is so dishearting! I do not like give negative reviews, but this place is a major fail.

We ordered the Margarita pizza, the pizza crust is like the consistency of a cracker, the pizza sauce is bland and completely flavorless, the cheese is bland as well, the tomatoes were fresh and the only good thing on the whole pizza. I really think they need to invest in some salt and seasonings, and decent pizza dough.

2 stars only for the fact the pizza was hot, they do have friendly customer service and provided us with paper plates, napkins and utensils.