Tj's Pizza

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  TJ's is pretty good. Not the best pizza I have had but definitely worth a visit.

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  Posted on 06.30.13 Noa P.

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  Okay, I get it. I live in North Jersey and good pizza is as rare out here as an NYC cab passing through.
  
  So be it.
  
  Still, graded on a curve even, this place is shy of tolerable. I won't actually eat from this place if I can avoid it. My wife digs the cheap ass family-combo-pizza-deal and as a result I am guaranteed to have to take on some of this place's renderings.
  
  My biggest complaint is the eggplant parm. hero. Why? Cause I love the eggplant parm. hero from a good I-talian joint. From TJ's? Here is the tale of the tape: hero bread is a disappointment, eggplant good, cheese acceptable, the fetid red sauce? slathered all over it is heart burn inducing from bite one. No shit. It is like red paste bile.
  
  Salad is gross and a notch, seriously a single notch, above bag salad. You know the crap lazy house wives foist on their cheating husbands when they finally show up from the "office".
  
  I will not eat the bullshit pizza. Not the regular slice with it's chewing gum like crust or the overpriced, undersized, gourmet specialty dog shit slices.
  
  I give it two stars because the option of zero is not available and one star would be cliche somehow. That and the people have not ticked me off yet. Unfortunately the place is run by okay folks. It's a shame because they are wasted on the awful spite filled schlock that emanates from this dark, flavorless hole.

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  Posted on 11.24.11 Kam Y.

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