Either I'm retarded (possible) or this place does not exist (more likely).
The address, 6761 Sebastopol Ave Ste 600 Sebastopol, CA 9547, is for a coffee shop at the Sebastopol Inn and when I asked the lady at the counter if she knew where Vandoorn's Tiki Bar was, she looked at me like I was batshit crazy. Â In fact, she didn't even know what "Tiki Bar" meant at all, but that's another issue entirely.
We walked around the parking lot and the surrounding areas but still came up with squat. Â Bummer too, because I was pretty pumped to check it out. Â Either this place does not actually exist or it is so private and exclusive that only unicorns are allowed to come inside. Â Either way, bullshit.