White Castle

I split the difference on my star rating. It turns out that I have to completely different reviews of White Castle.  One when I'm drunk and another the next morning.  I made sure to write this review sober so I could be diplomatic to both my schools of thought.  And as a note, Regardless of my condition the burgers and most importantly the onion rings taste amazing always.  Lets get on with this:

The Good:
I love this place.  They are always open and after a few beers nothing is better than White Castles.  Their "what you crave" slogan didn't come from no where.  There's been more than 1 occasion that I have forced my DD to stop here.  Let's be honest with each other, there's been more than10 occasions where that has happened.  And every time it was the absolute best decision in the world. Ever. At that time.  The Burgers are good, the cheeseburgers are better, the jalapeno cheeseburgers are wicked good and they even have bacon cheeseburgers so I mean really how do you not.  While the burgers are good the real star is the onion rings.  These are what onion rings should be.  When shallots are all like "when I grow up I want to be..." they should always aspire to be White Castle onion rings.  (I do know that shallots are not baby onions) The other thing that makes this place great is the crew.  9 out of 10 times the person in the window will have fun with you and even pretend that you are as funny as you think you are.  Which is really quite considerate because when I get drunk I get super awesome funny.

The Bad:
It is really unfortunate that White Castles gets the short end of the stick and is regularly associated with hangovers.  In fact I have thought about vomiting just seeing the bag in the morning.  Not awesome.  The only real downside is that White Castles has managed to procure a very limited shelf life in the human intestines.  They have the nick name sliders for a reason, and its sad.  I hate to bring it up but would be remiss if I didn't mention it..  They tear through you like a redneck through a 30 pack of natty ice.

But in the end I love them and while I don't know that I ever have or will go here when the sun is out, I can assure you that I will be back here soon.