Ye Old Millstream Inn

Friend; wanna go to a strip club?
Me; sure.

I've never been to one, so she picked this place. It was empty on Sunay night (good) and the girls were decent. They didn't get full on naked, but whatevs. The bartender, an older woman, was exceptionally funny. I dig her attitude. Would I ever be back? I don't know. Most of my other friends don't dig strip clubs.

This place is a bit hard to find and I definitely need GPS to find it.  However, it's worth it.  This club may very well be my 2nd favorite place to see the famous Baltimore dancing girls.  The food tastes great and is reasonably priced.  Drink specials are attractive but regular prices are moderately high.  The atmosphere (once you get inside) is attractive, fairly upscale, clean, and recently renovated.  They have many TV screens with sports running, so if you are into watching the game and beauties at the same time - this place WORKS!

Yah, I know....now to the best part--the Dancers!  The dancers here are friendly and pretty minus a few exceptions.  Mostly the caucasian variety with a few darker and other exotics thrown in.  In general, they are above average attractive and with great smiles and attitude.  You can get private dances and VIP rooms here and they are pretty worthwhile IMO.  The VIP rooms have much more fun factor than the dances but they are certainly not cheap and cost about $600/hr or $150 per 15 minutes.  

I banned this place from my list of places I go for quite some time because the person watching the clock would shave time from my private room...meaning coming in to tell me my time was up when I had a few minutes left.  This happened several times and once when I got the room from 90 minutes, I only got 75---I mean come the f--- on, I'm already paying way more than a professional girlfriend for less services and you still feel the need to rip me off??  It might have been a fluke with that particular manager - so since then, I've avoided dances there altogether.

Overall, I enjoy and recommend this place.  Just watch your own clock if you go to the back to play!

Steamed shrimp is delicious. Served w sweet corn on the cob. They always have something going on during the week. Weekly specials ex "Amatuer Tuesdays" and "Buy 2 for 1 drinks on Mondays" I think, you might wanna check the website.