1350 Club

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  Hey you all.
  
  Just so you know I am European so My American English is different, so stop complaining please about my grammar.
  
  Now -
  
  I have a chance to be in this Bathhouse  couple of times. I guess the one thing I have give kudos to them, they are much cleaner than the one in San Diego on 6th Street I believe. I wish I know what days are the Asian Boys are roaming the corridors and looking to get some Polish Sausage.
  Maybe there is way of telling us in your Marketing Material about the Special Days.
  
  I know it's too much to ask but I know the American ways is - Try to ask. so I did.
  
  Now speaking of the local.
  The overall cleanness is great, ( THE TV RUNS WAY TO HIGH!!!) Put it down a bit. If people can't hear it give them headphones.
  Not everyone want to go there to be in 100 decibel environment.
  
  The floors are disinfected constantly. And the shower room as well as sauna are very clean.
  
  As per gym orientation, I guess the Name of the "joint" is misleading.  It I was the owner I would advertise as a 135 Bathhouse Club. I am business owner myself and I do understand how important is "Branding" .
  
  Make a clear the Parking is Secure and Cost about $5.00 plus ($5.00) tip for security person to watch your car.
  
  As per Price is fair.
  
  So stop bitching people get naked - get laid and go home.
  
  Ha ha ha ha ha
  
  Oh! One more thing.
  
  Long Beach needs one Bathhouse also Wilmington is way to far form Orange County.
  
  Yours in Struggle,
  Xie Xie Ni

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  Posted on 02.10.13 Charles K.

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  I wonder why Yelp continues to display the same reviews for this place, rather than rotate some of the newer reviews that are contained in the filtered reviews section.  Yelp states that it's continually reviewing and rotating in new reviews.  Absolutely hasn't happened with 1350 in the three weeks or so since I wrote my review.  A week or so ago, I wrote directly to Yelp inquiring about this.  While I expected no direct response, if Yelp's comments are to be believed, there should have been some different, more timely reviews posted by now.  Is it because 1350 is a bath house for gay & bi-sexual men looking for new companions?  Such direct experience with Yelp, makes one wonder about other reviews that are posted.

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  Posted on 01.23.13 Sandy P.

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  To the owner:
  
  I'm far from homophobic, just being honest buddy! You advertise your business as a gym when in reality it's a gay bathhouse AKA gay sex house.

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  Posted on 09.09.12 A B.

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  spare yourself---anywhere else has got to be better!  I went with 2 friends under 37 and we all agree.  I have to share so you know what you are in for. 1.  Horrible part of town and you have to pay for secure parking across the. street. 2. Lots of carpeting that smells like urine. 3. Gym equipment or lack of is from 1970.  4  Very bright in areas that should not be.  The one star goes to pleasant employees and thats all!  Honest feedback 4/12.

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  Posted on 04.21.12 JJ S.

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  I must say that out of all the So. Calif. Mens baths, this club is tied for first place. Not for its frills bacause there are few, but for the overall experience. From staff to amenities to private parking.
  
  Love the perks such as the free Chiropractic therapy on Thursday evenings. Enjoy the large sundeck  and steam room and the nicely sized rooms and televisions. The club is always (Always) clean.
  
  My only complaint is all the asians hovering around you like lil hungry aliens (just not my preference).
  
  Bottom line is this is the one (#1) to go to. Total opposite from the Weho or Melrose experience.
  
  Cheers 1350 for all you do!

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  Posted on 06.12.11 Julian M.

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  The boy and I are, dispite our portly sizes, burgoining exhibitionists.  Giving our newfound appreciation for derobing and our boredom with traditional outlets (there are only so many times you can get a little half-and-half in the bathroom of a Burger King before you get bored of it), we toyed around with the idea of checking this facility out.
  
  1350 Club, is at its core, one of the dirtiest fucking places I've ever been to.  Morals aside, this place is filthy.  It's suffocatingly humid, in dire need of a thurough cleaning.  Shit, walking around this place's facilities, I felt like crotch-diving into a vat of Purell or some Clorox.
  
  After several cocktails and some psychotropics (because 1350 makes it known they don't fuck around when they say: NO BOOZE OR DRUGS ON PREMISES, YOU TWEAKED OUT COCKSMOKERS!), we shaved each other and headed down to the lovely city of Wilmington.
  
  The prices are fair.  A private room is under $20. There's a $4 "enrollment fee" if you're new to the "club" and a $8 or $9 fee for lockers.  They offer $25 memberships which are oh-so-not-like-your-typical-gym-memberships.  Think of the "membership" card as Barnes & Nobles club card or a Frequent Flyer Miles program.
  
  There are several services available at this joint: steam room, fitness room, a "wet" room and, best of all, a maze that leads to a rape van.
  
  I've yet to discover a feeling of degradation as pleasant as being gagged with your own boxer briefs while your partner is pummeling your ass in public.  There's something about this, the basest of all sexual expressions, that, when done in public, stirs feelings of extreme degradation, extreme shame and embarassment that produce incredible orgasms. Also, the eupheria you experience from the accollades you receive from the spectators as you switch positions (flip flopping is for lovers) rivals any of the best Columbian Gold you can find anywhere this side of the Panama Canal.
  
  The only reason I felt the need to deducted a star was for the pervy clientele.  The word "privacy", apprarently, is open to multiple interpretions, from crusty strangers knocking on your door with throbbing erections in their hands to skeezy assholes wagging their dicks in your man's face after you've pushed them out of your way and yelled at them to fuck off.  The other patrons are perfectly harmless.  It's a melange of horny two-beer queer vatos, poket GAYsians, black guys on the DL and fatties like the boy and I.
  
  Tip to the pervy.
  Drink.  You'll need a BAL of at least .20 to tolerate the shennanigans here.

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  Posted on 06.16.09 Eric T.

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