Gold Club

As a native to the South Bay, The Gold Club Room has a deep history as a world-class cultural landmark where gentlemen gather to enjoy the company of classy ladies. Be sure to bring your monocle, top hat, white gloves and cane gentlemen!

That being said, Good or Bad - the Gold Club Room is an epic establishment.

Pros:
* Serves Booze
* Filthy/Sleazy/Greasy Atmosphere
* Caviar - Worlds largest stripper, was performing there at one point.

Neutral:
* The wild women, the wild women. The rippin' and the tearin', the rippin' and the tearin'.
* Ladies of the evening are independent contractors - This may be shocking, but there is no established system of "quality control" - There's really no telling what you're going to get at any point in time. In that way - Gentlemen's clubs are a lot like a box of chocolates.

Cons:
* I have seen with my own eyes, a dead body outside of the establishment at 4PM.
* You know when people get old and sent to retirement homes to "pass on" ... Well this is like a retirement home for strippers (depends on the night and time, older ladies like to go home early to watch The Golden Girls).
* I had to take a hot shower upon returning home to wash off the pungent "stripper smell". Easy with the crotch perfume and glitter, ladies.
* Stepping outside onto PCH increases probability of being stabbed.

I had a couple of good times here. It is within walking distance for me which is a bonus. The women were extremely friendly in the private area and they were both attractive enough.

I can't say that the other reviewers here were too far off in their feedback of this place. I don't think the term "hot mess" quite cuts it. That's more of an understatement, if I may say so myself.