7one8 Lounge

closed!!!! buffet now!!!

Yeah, so no...

This place is very well designed and would look great in like Miami or some shit. Too bad it's where it's at.

I went here for a graduation party and until the Bronx and my hometown of Brooklyn learn that you can't be searching people like it's a prison (PS: it doesnt work, cuz there's still plenty of ways to sneak shit in a place if one were so inclined), they'll always just be another corny local ghetto spot.

I backed off the bouncer when he did my "favorite" move during a search, the karate chop to the testicles. He's like, "You wanna stay still?" (with a dirty look, as if I'M the dick here). I reply, "You do realize what you're doing, right?"

With that note, he went through the motion, but didn't actual chop me that time. Guess I got through to him.

Next, cashier... there's no way in hell I'm paying to hit up some local spot, when I dont pay in NYC. Sorry. I talked my way through the girl by dropping a name (which, turns out, they were supposed to comp me anyway, but were trying to be slick about it) and went inside.

Like I said earlier, the design is cool. I LOOOVEEE the fact that they have the videos showing of the songs they are playing. it's a nice touch that very few venues do.

However, the crowd here was mostly not good (excluding about 75% of party i was there to see).

I see no reason to ever come here again.

If you're looking for a nice relaxing spot in the BX to get away from all the BS, this is the place to be.  Lounge-like atmosphere to relax.  There is a dress code, so don't slack off because it's in the BX.  This is not for the "Ghetto Fab" crowd, but for mature young adults looking to relax.  Sit back and relax and get up and dance if you feel like it too :)