Archie's Restaurant

Oh reviewers, don't be so harsh.  If you want to smoke four packs of dorals and watch someone that made their own tank top out of an old PE uniform throw a few punches, this is THE ONLY place that it could happen ANY TIME DURING THE DAY.  (But especially after the bars close)

If I'm drunk and with a group of ten or more, I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather eat greasy spoon goodness and watch a homeless person throw up.

I've even been here sober, and enjoyed the all-you-can-eat shrimp.  The owner actually took it upon himself to convince me to change my order to the all-you-can-eat shrimp and I'm so glad he did!  Sure, this place is dirty and most of the patrons are featured on <a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpeopleofwalmart.com&s=b6d42999673ffa0b289c67b8f6f8e109597944a12deb2d98b14a6f6eb36ada8a" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://peopleofwalmart.c…</a>, but Archie's don't front like they're anything else.

One suggestion:  on your way out, order a cup of HOT coffee and walk out to your car with the lid off.  If someone tries to fight you, which has happened to me on multiple occasions, you will be ready to burn them and run.

The only times I've been here was back in my younger, blurrier, drunkier days.  I can't remember if I enjoyed the food or not, I must have because I've been there at least four times.  I vaugley remember a cheese dog.  I also remember some creepy guy on Halloween asking me where I lost my sheep.  Did that confuse you?  Me too.