Asylum Xperience

Not worth the money! I love all the detail but the acting is crap. They had maybe three good actors and the rest sucked. My friend scared me more by standing behind me. Everything was big open spaces. I never felt like I was a part of it, just that I was walking through a movie set.

The best part was the smoke filled soccer field and I thought there were going to be zombies in it. Then someone told me to get off the field and back in line. Then we waited 45 minutes in line, after they'd already sold us the tickets of course.  The nightmare starts here...  spoooooooooky. So many people. Stupid stupid people. and there's dudes walking around in bad makeup telling you to smell their fingers because they've been fingering your mom. Actually, that part was kind of funny.

Also, there's a room where you walk across a spinning bridge and you feel like you're in The Nightmare Before Alice In WonderMatrix.

If you want a tip, sneak around the entire line to the bar on the second floor. It looks like the shining but is actually pretty lovely.

More laughs than scares.  Free parking was good and line entertainment was fun...the haunted house itself didn't have me jumping very much.  You know when you see 7 year olds in line that it can't be too scary.  Not worth $25