Bare Necessity Adult Entertainment

Saw many c-section scar. I could've made a drinking game over it. Oh, and a lot of them were too lazy to really slide on the pole. It was more like they gave the pole a handjob. If you like ladies with skin that resembles a circa 72 leather coach, then this is a place for you!

Ok, so here's my shameful story:

After Bougies, then BTs, our party ended up at BN around 4am. Apparently, I was over-served. I politely excused myself to use the restroom. Then the club was closing and I was talking with some friends out front.

The in-between comes from someone else: Nate disappeared and I needed to pee, so I went to the bathroom to handle my business and look for him. So I'm going, and see some feet sticking out from the bottom of the stall. I say "hey buddy, that's not a good look. Are you alright?" There was no response but the door was open so I peeked in. It was Nate, passed out on the floor of the bathroom, in a stripclub! Oh no. I tried to get him up but it was impossible alone. I hustled back out to the main area where our friend was also very drunk cause he was chatting up the worst looking employee, smiling at her in a way that made me uncomfortable. "dude, Nate is passed out in the bathroom, help me get him up!" "He'll be okay, let him sleep it off" he said. For the next 10 minutes I begged and pleaded with him to help me. Nothing, he was too into this girl that had a c-section and gunshot scar. Finally, he loses interest in his new acquaintance and says he'll help me get Nate back on his feet. But the waitress gets there with our drinks so we finish those first, then move towards the bathroom. Here's Nate, up, walking, with a fresh beer, yucking it up with some other patron. He looked like the most sober person in the whole place! They were about to close and the lights came on so we met him out front.

I don't know about all that, but the memories I do have are terrible. It takes forever to get a drink, the ladies are not pretty, and -apparently- they let people sleep on the floor of the bathroom. What a low-class place.

cheap drinks, open till 6, and about the craziest girls in Miami..on a scale, their hottest one is a 5 probably (after a few brewskis of course) they don't really harrass you for tips like other strip joints. I used to come here every night after work but stopped when I transfered jobs..check it out it's not as bad as it looks!!