Ok, so here's my shameful story:
After Bougies, then BTs, our party ended up at BN around 4am. Apparently, I was over-served. I politely excused myself to use the restroom. Then the club was closing and I was talking with some friends out front.
The in-between comes from someone else: Nate disappeared and I needed to pee, so I went to the bathroom to handle my business and look for him. So I'm going, and see some feet sticking out from the bottom of the stall. I say "hey buddy, that's not a good look. Are you alright?" There was no response but the door was open so I peeked in. It was Nate, passed out on the floor of the bathroom, in a stripclub! Oh no. I tried to get him up but it was impossible alone. I hustled back out to the main area where our friend was also very drunk cause he was chatting up the worst looking employee, smiling at her in a way that made me uncomfortable. "dude, Nate is passed out in the bathroom, help me get him up!" "He'll be okay, let him sleep it off" he said. For the next 10 minutes I begged and pleaded with him to help me. Nothing, he was too into this girl that had a c-section and gunshot scar. Finally, he loses interest in his new acquaintance and says he'll help me get Nate back on his feet. But the waitress gets there with our drinks so we finish those first, then move towards the bathroom. Here's Nate, up, walking, with a fresh beer, yucking it up with some other patron. He looked like the most sober person in the whole place! They were about to close and the lights came on so we met him out front.
I don't know about all that, but the memories I do have are terrible. It takes forever to get a drink, the ladies are not pretty, and -apparently- they let people sleep on the floor of the bathroom. What a low-class place.
cheap drinks, open till 6, and about the craziest girls in Miami..on a scale, their hottest one is a 5 probably (after a few brewskis of course) they don't really harrass you for tips like other strip joints. I used to come here every night after work but stopped when I transfered jobs..check it out it's not as bad as it looks!!
Review Source:My first strip club experience.
I remember leaving my friends' house that night at about midnight and feeling really, really and depressed. I think we were watching the documentary American Movie, but I doubt that had anything to do with the depression.
Anyway, Bare Necessity was right around the corner from their house and I had just turned 21, so I wandered in. Immediately I met up with an acquaintance who was a dancer there. She was going by the name of China, and to be honest I can't remember her real name. She was just someone I saw at punk and ska shows. Really beautiful girl with a great body.
Anyway, she made the whole "first strip club experience" a friendly one. She introduced me to the girls and they sat around me while I drank down the two-drink minimum. I chose white russians as my drinks. I'd never really drank before and I was a big fan of the Big Lebowski, so fuck it. I ordered the two white russians and they were delicious. I understood why The Dude drank them all the time.
Anyway, I watched a few girls dance and I got lap dances from a couple of girls. They were beautiful and lap dances by their very nature are a lot of fun.
The whole experience rang up to about $60. Two drinks and my first two lap dances.
A lot of people make comments about the ugliness of the girls at this place and maybe I can agree to point but over my few return visits I saw at least a couple of really good looking women each time I went.
After reading Dan's update and Pete's review, I had to check this place out for myself. We arrived here at about 12:30 on Saturday night, there was ample parking, a $5 cover, and maybe 10 guys in the place if that. For the most part, it was empty. Â I grabbed a beer, headed to the restroom to tinkle after the drive here from Lincoln Rd. and the attendant in there was sound asleep. I did my thing, washed my hands, walked out and he was still asleep. No joke. Â The ladies here weren't the worst I'd seen, but definitely weren't the best, either. You know when you get the Victoria Secret-type catalogs and you see a photo of some hot little number all dressed up in a French maid's costume, and in really small print it says "available in plus sizes up to 3 XL" and you wonder what that would look like? Well, you'll find out here. There is a long, oval bar with seating all the way around it with an island in the middle for the ladies to dance, the compulsory stripper poles and some contraption with a set of handle bars hanging from the ceiling that the ladies can grab onto and twirl around. There is also a small stage to the side of the bar with another pole on it, but no one used it on this night. Â They also had a glass-walled shower with a high-flow nozzle and a light at the top to illuminate the action, but I never saw it in use, either. Â I saw a group of 3 guys sitting at a few tables off to the side. The older guy just looked at me, grinned slightly and shook his head back and forth. Turns out the 2 guys with him just recently turned 21 and he brought them here for their first "gentleman's club" experience. Lucky them. Â If you should pay for a visit to the "private room", the lady will take you in, and the bartender will put a chair in front of the entrance in lieu of a door. Classy! Â I had a couple of beers, saw 3 or 4 ladies dance and tipped each one as they walked around after their dances to collect some bills (since the action is in the middle of the bar, you can't reach them to tip them while they're "on"). I went back into the restroom before leaving. Buddy the attendant? Yeah, still sleeping away. He did jerk awake as I was washing my hands this time. Â
In summary, not the worst place I've seen, at least it didn't have that headdy smell of old 1970's dirty sex in the air like some strip joints. Â No one was rude to me on this night, but the bartenders weren't overly friendly, either. Â The ladies seemed nice and are just trying to earn some bucks, but if I was there lookin' for luv, I probably woulda moved on sooner than I did.
This Strip club is one of the cheaper ones in town and you are most
likely to spend more money here then in others but some of the
strippers are rud and ugly but there is plenty of good looking ones and
nice ones also.
The place is empty most of the time during the week
specialy after midnight and that makes this place good because if its
overcrowed your are less likely to get attention and feel akward. Most
drinks are over priced like a beer for $4.50 or a water for $4.50 that
is expensive but what can u expect from a strip club.
The only reason this place deserves two stars is the environment. Â There are never really that many people, which is a plus. Â Also, the lighting is very good as well as the seating. Â I feel comfortable there. Â But, alot of the strippers and bartenders are very mean people. Â There's no other way to put it, they're just mean and rude. Â Others are surprisingly nice and easy to talk to. Â But, the incredible rudeness and pure evil of some of the employees makes this place not desireable to go to. Â You literally can be minding your own business and just ask a simple question and get a rude response. Â I don't know much about these types of places, so I don't know if that's a ubiquitous quality, but I can only speak from my few experiences at this one. Â There are alot of nice people there, but just try to avoid saying much to the bartenders because they tend to be very unhappy people and one stripper called Amber is probably the most psychotic person I have ever seen so stay away from her. Â There is no cover if you are over 21 but they make you buy a $4.50 beer at the very least and if you finish it too quickly, they may ask you to buy something else if they're feeling mean. Â After every dance, a stripper will come up to you and pretty much coerce you to tip them so bring lots of 1s. Â Some of them will understand if you ran out of 1s but others will simply lose their mind if they hear such a thing.
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