Booby Trap

I'd be embarrassed by the amount of times I've visited this fine establishment, if it wasn't for the fact that I've always had a great time at BTs!

I don't understand all the negative comments concerning the appearance of the friendly staff. They're not as hideous or deformed as most of these comments imply. Strippers have feelings, too, guys! In fact, last time I visited, everyone fell in love with a stripper who danced to System of a Down's "Chop Suey." She definitely received extra money from me for dancing to a beloved childhood song.

Sure, this isn't Tootsie's or King of Diamonds, but these hard working ladies put a hell of a show! Come out for their monthly open bar. The $5 entrance gives you free drinks from 7-10. BTs is a wholesome, good time! They also serve free lunch throughout the week. What's there to hate about free food and breasts?

I love the strip club The strippers in there is so friendly And hot

Bad Bad on soooooo many levels. So bad that i will never forget that night for the rest of my existence.

So back story, typical Miami night, we drank, I had a coupon for this place (thank god). I decided to finally go to a strip club with my friend and BF to see if i would enjoy a strip club because lets face it, girls are fun. Boy was i wrong!!!!

First off the girls were super fugly. From head to toe. There was maybe one girl that night that i could say had a nice body. The rest of them had no boobs and if they did i could see the scar from the boob job. Not to mention the amount of cellulite i saw on these bodies. It was enough to make me want to vomit my vodka cranberry.

The kicker is that all these "girls" come asking for tips and they don't even speak English. These people legit just got off the boat. I don't know if i had some severe delusional thought that strippers were supposed to actually look good and have nice bodies. Silly me!

The worst part was that girl with the tiniest boobs (prepubescent looking) actually asked my BF if he wanted a lap dance. Out of all the chicks, she thought she would get money out of us. I had to tell her we like chicks with something on top.

I have heard that strippers at the King of Diamonds are like acrobats and could do amazing trips and put on a show, here all i saw was girls on their backs or knees shaking their cellulite behinds. Not much talent there.

Thanks to this, I will never go back to a strip club, I can do a better job myself at home and i look better.

TIP: Guys go somewhere else! Bad quality here.