I'd be embarrassed by the amount of times I've visited this fine establishment, if it wasn't for the fact that I've always had a great time at BTs!
I don't understand all the negative comments concerning the appearance of the friendly staff. They're not as hideous or deformed as most of these comments imply. Strippers have feelings, too, guys! In fact, last time I visited, everyone fell in love with a stripper who danced to System of a Down's "Chop Suey." She definitely received extra money from me for dancing to a beloved childhood song.
Sure, this isn't Tootsie's or King of Diamonds, but these hard working ladies put a hell of a show! Come out for their monthly open bar. The $5 entrance gives you free drinks from 7-10. BTs is a wholesome, good time! They also serve free lunch throughout the week. What's there to hate about free food and breasts?
Bad Bad on soooooo many levels. So bad that i will never forget that night for the rest of my existence.
So back story, typical Miami night, we drank, I had a coupon for this place (thank god). I decided to finally go to a strip club with my friend and BF to see if i would enjoy a strip club because lets face it, girls are fun. Boy was i wrong!!!!
First off the girls were super fugly. From head to toe. There was maybe one girl that night that i could say had a nice body. The rest of them had no boobs and if they did i could see the scar from the boob job. Not to mention the amount of cellulite i saw on these bodies. It was enough to make me want to vomit my vodka cranberry.
The kicker is that all these "girls" come asking for tips and they don't even speak English. These people legit just got off the boat. I don't know if i had some severe delusional thought that strippers were supposed to actually look good and have nice bodies. Silly me!
The worst part was that girl with the tiniest boobs (prepubescent looking) actually asked my BF if he wanted a lap dance. Out of all the chicks, she thought she would get money out of us. I had to tell her we like chicks with something on top.
I have heard that strippers at the King of Diamonds are like acrobats and could do amazing trips and put on a show, here all i saw was girls on their backs or knees shaking their cellulite behinds. Not much talent there.
Thanks to this, I will never go back to a strip club, I can do a better job myself at home and i look better.
TIP: Guys go somewhere else! Bad quality here.
Love or hate it.. yes, it can be ghetto.. yes it can be raunchy, but i dont even care!
BT's is a sure spot for fun in my book and theres always a good crowd. Ive gone on a Thursday, Friday even on a Sunday. Service for drinks is always on point, the pretty ladies always make sure to check on my drinks and make sure my cup is full. There is a two drink minimum and they have pretty good specials on bottles. Im really a fan of only 4 or 5 of the girls that work here. A stripper gave me a hug here on my birthday which made it another memorable & fun experience.
Only reason my review lacks is a star is the fact that he girls come up to you for tips. Im more of a sit back and watch type of girl and dont like it when they come ask for money.
Always have a great time when I go there with friends. Have been twice this year...once planned as a birthday party for a friend, and last week spontaneously with a group of friends while we were out in SoMia. Alcohol is pricey, but the music is great the girls attractive enough, I just wish they didn't go around to every single person. But one of the better establishments in Sofla!
Review Source:What do guys do when they're done partying/hanging and don't want to go home yet? They go out to a strip club and enjoy themselves.BT's certainly fits under the generic strip club category and doesn't do much to stand out from the rest. From the smoke filled air, to the moderately priced beers. Nothing stood out from the general strip club scene.
One thing that annoyed me was that after every stage dance each of the girls would come to you asking for a tip. It was extremely unclassy, rude  and some even insulted me in Spanish (which i found kind of funny since I know Spanish). I did figure out a way to get the to go away. Just tell them that you just got here and they would go away. Pretty simple strategy to save some money. I mean how dumb would you have to be to believe that excuse, but whatever they fell for it. I guess they cant be that be that bright if they are working a joint like this.
Anyways, I ended up enjoying myself, but spending a tad bit more money that I wanted to spend, oh well you live and learn. I personally wouldn't go back unless a group of friend wanted to hit this place up. Other than that, I would take the drive up to tootsies and have a better time.
This place is disgusting and all the girls there are *itches!! How they make money amazes me . I recently went there and im a women, and i was shocked at the low class girls and not to mention the guys that work there. One classless stripper there (i forgot her name, but she has a star tattoo On her face) even went as far as to have the bouncer tell my friend to leave because she was "bothering" her?? How the heck does someone bother a stripper is beyond me.. Especially because we were with a group of str8 women who were just curious to see a male strip club, my take is that she got angry because we didnt give her $ when she came around.. (she was disgusting) and since we were women she told the bouncer to have us leave, so in a nutshell we were gender discriminated against.. And to top it all off i asked for the managers business card and he wouldnt even come outside, i asked the bouncer and he just closed the door in my face .. This place is ridiculous! STEER CLEAR!!!! SPEND YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE!! There are plenty of strip clubs that have more class than this!!! The grime and scum that work here are not worth it!
Review Source:This is one of those places where you basically see a lot of dry humping. And I thought that the rule was to sit on your hands until your ass numbs them because there is NO WAY you're allowed to touch the strippers. Well, in Booby Traps (or BT for squares) ANYTHING GOES! No, really! ANY THING! I saw men act like chimps smacking asses like forest fires. I felt like I was the wolf from those Tex Avery cartoons.
If you want to feel shame and check one of the many ladies into a methadone clinic, then this is a place NOT to go to.
It's a good place if you like seeing fat nasty girls shaking their love handles. Very grimy and dirty. It reminds me of gold rush, if anyone has ever been there.
After the girl get off stage they go around to every customer and ask them for a dollar because they danced on stage! How degrading!!! The managers make them do this because this is how they primarily make money. No class at all.
I noticed a lot of younger patrons here, a lot of college kids, but you had the filthy old creepy men to even it out though. This place scares me. Go to King of Diamonds or Tootsies if you want to see some real pole dancing talent.
I found it out how all the bouncers here were really fat and out of shape too.
What happened, BT's? You used to be so much fun after a couple of drinks in South Miami. A little expensive, yes; a little crowded, yes; a little sleazy (but the good kind of sleaze), yes. Went in on Saturday though, and the sleaze component was off the charts. Gross, poorly dancing women with nasty surgical scars, patrons that looked like they were related to Hannibal Lecter, crazy drink prices, and way way way more people than the fire code would allow for. Its like you decided since the only close place you had to compete with was Bare Necessities that it wasn't worth trying anymore.
This place used to be the perfect mix of sleaze and class, but now its racing to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Hopefully the management will wake up and try to be a little more classy (but not too much).
hmmm. It had definitely been a while since my last visit to a strip club. Normally I would have passed, but with the group I was with - it was hard to go home. We went on a Tuesday night, so needless to say the place was dead. They charged us $5 to get in which was super cheap compared to the other places I'd been. The lighting is just right in there - the dancers that night, were def. not the best I'd ever seen, but they were sexy, and fun too - which I think probably matters a whole lot in that line of work. The minimal crowd in there -was a little sketchy, but made the most of that Tuesday. The bartender was a bit slow, although I didn't realize until a bit later that there was a cocktail waitress - and a big shocker - BIG shocker to me was that the girls took their panties off. I thought, this was illegal, but I guess BT's has a special full nudity license. The girls were groomed appropriately, thank god. I like the two pole runway too :) I bet this place gets rockin' on the weekend. Might be back, might not. Really not my thing - but neither is watching sports. I moreso like to be in the game - so I should probably stay away from this place.
Review Source:I like to get my dick wet as much as the next guy, probably even more so. However, where the next guy and I differ are in our love of strip clubs. The general sentiment in the male community is "bro, tits and shit, strip clubs are money!"
First off, I would never speak that way, because I'm not a douche and I don't write "reading is for losers" in my Facebook profile under "interests." Second, I love boobs and butts, but the strip joint environment is teeming with daddy issues and shattered dreams. Make no mistake, I still get a boner, but it's a boner of shame. Your dick is behaving the same way a regular person behaves at Wal Mart; you're trying to keep a low profile, but you can't resist a $2 10-pack of undershirts. Erection is all, "ugh, I don't want to BE here right now, but  damn it, titties."
I've been to a few strip clubs, usually because one of the guys has never been and wants to experience it, and no amount of me saying "I know you, you're not going to like it" is enough to talk them out of it. The premise sounds fantastic, yet in practice it's a clusterfuck. Let me explain.
I went to BT with two of my closest friends, one of which had just broken up with his girlfriend, the other had never been to a titty bar. It was the newbie's idea. We show up and immediately you're given a taste of the racketeering that goes on in there. The girl that's charging you a cover to get in starts coercing you into tipping her. You know the rules, you wanna see some fucking chesticles before you give her any green, but the powerbitch knows how to intimidate. She subtly motions toward the former XFL linebacker in a black suit in charge of deflating the nut sacks of anyone who gets a little too rowdy, and suddenly you realize the employees in this place have ALL the power.
Once inside, you're told about the drink minimum, and you awkwardly sit down and watch the girl on stage. The girls are a varied bunch. Sometimes you'll see a veteran with a glazed look in her eyes like she's wondering where her life went wrong. Other times you'll get the nubile thing with way too much enthusiasm - more on her later. After you watch them gyrate across the stage very unlike you see in movies, they get off stage and walk around collecting dollar bills. The guys sitting right up on the stage eating chicken wings are usually the ones to tip the most.
When the girls walk up to you to collect money, there are various maneuvers they use. One is flat-out asking you for money, another is to give you a pseudo lap dance, and the last is they notice the slight bulge in your pants so they grab your pump stick and pretend like you'll get a maximum of 3 tugs if you give her a dollar. Once you've got the money, some want you to put it betwixt their boobies, and the ones with smaller funbags like it when you sandwich it between their ass cheeks. Their skin is always cold. They're kind of like lizards. Lizards that show you their genitals for money.
One very enthusiastic girl on stage, probably 20 years of age, gave me the most "oh shit, this is new" moment I've had in any strip club. First, she was masturbating on stage. I'm talking finger-licking, bean-flicking, fake-moaning masturbation right there to a Mötley Crüe soundtrack. I'm guessing it was her first day. When she got off stage, she came up to us. My first friend tried so hard not to touch her he might as well have mailed her a check. The second friend did the ass cheek dollar sandwich. When it was my turn, I was having issues pulling out the single from my pocket, and while I fumbled for it she arced her legs over me splaying her vag right in front of my face. Had I been a gynecologist she'd be the one tipping me, it was that close. Then her poon landed right on my chest, and she slid allllllll the way down to my crotch. My friends tell me the look on my face was like I had seen Abe Vigoda masturbating over a photo of Betty White.
I thought I contracted chlamydia that had a tiny vagina infected with syphilis. We left soon after that.
If you wanna see some tits I suggest you go to South Beach, find a club, and hit on drunk girls. If you want to see some tits and know what shame feels like, head to BT.
PEOPLE WHO WOULD ENJOY IT: Guys who don't know how to talk to women.
PEOPLE WHO WOULD NOT ENJOY IT: ME.
When two girls says "Anyone want to go to a stripclub?" you go, no questions asked. My friends knew this rule, so it ended up being the two girls and ten guys in their mid 20's. For most of us, it was our first strip club experience. BT's met everyone's expectations. It was smokey and filled with older men we all swore we would never become. Oh, and there were naked women.
I was surprised by the wide range of girls. Tall, short, skinny, healthy, fake, real, saggy, enhanced. The last girl we saw on stage looked built enough to try out for the Dolphin's this offseason.
Don't bother trying to use the coupon for free entry online; it doesn't work when there is a cover. Drinks are expensive. The servers are way hotter than the dancers, so it was a letdown knowing they wouldn't be on stage. Also, the DJ was utterly incomprehensible, like an auctioneer that had a stroke.
Yes I know, you either LOVE or HATE BT's...no in between, I get it. Some say it's nasty, tasteless, ghetto etc, while others mention the great customer service and how flexible and beautiful those girls truly are.
I'm gonna go with team LOVE on this one! I can't count the many nights my friends and I randomly end up at BT's. Every single time I go I end up having the time of my life and staying till early morning.
The girls are beautiful, friendly and uber flexible. I agree with other reviews, these girls don't go chasing you for money and actually can carry a convo! as far as the waitresses/shot girls are concerned, they're on point! I always have a drink in my hand!
I was recently there for customer appreciation which occurs every third Wednesday of the month and offers free well drinks till 10. We paid a $5 cover and drank our asses off! to top it all off, BT's offers FREE valet parking which you don't find in that area too often.
I definitely recommend BT's if you're looking for a night full of debauchery at it's best. Good times, good times!
Booby Trap deserves mad accolades for having some of the best customer service among strip clubs. Â They take care of you and make sure you're happy. Â Another round of applause should go to these hard-working young women. Â The diversity is outstanding. Â They offer a fine selection of ladies from America, Kenya, Belgium, Thailand, Vietnam, Cuba, Puerto Rico, Argentina, and many more! Â I think they just need to hire a French lady. Â Then, it'll be a complete microcosm of the world! Â The agility of some of these ladies is inspiring to say the least. Â Some are as flexible as Olympic gymnasts while others would more humbly impress any Yoga instructor. Â A young Spaniard hung 6 feet off the ground using only the power of her thighs for Christ's sake. Â They all got the forward-bends and the splits down too! Â Yay for Booby Trap!
Review Source:I stopped in the other night for the first time in about a year just planning to have a few beers and ended up leaving at 5 a.m. Ouch.
They had a nice selection of dancers who were all very friendly and did not hassle you to spend a lot of money on them. The drinks are pricey, but they do have .99 cent beers on Mondays before 9 p.m.
I met my new favorite dancer, Illusion, who was more flexible than an Olympic gymnast and also very beautiful.
On the down side the lap dancing areas are quite dirty looking and need to be upgraded.
A few of us had just hit a couple of places in the Brickell area for dinner and drinks when one of them suggested that we head to a gentlemen's club. I explained that we could head down US-1 for about 15 minutes and hit this place with sometimes mediocre women, or head up the I-95 for about 20 minutes to a place like Scarlett's which usually has a better offering. They chose a quicker drive over classier ladies, so off to BT's we go.
We arrived, handed over our IDs and $10 cover and went inside to watch the ladies dance. The place was fairly packed with customers when we arrived, but we managed to find a few open stools near the entrance to the area where they have the infamous "private rooms" in the back. On this night there were also more ladies than there had been in the past when I was here, and I gotta say, some of them had some talent with the things they could do to/with the ole' dancer poles as well! On the other hand, the Latin boys really seemed to go for the one with a really nice body, but a big ole' padunkadunk (sp?) which kept shaking and jiggling long after she'd stopped moving her hips. I swear, I've never seen that many men cheering for a saucy bum before, and when she'd be on her hands and knees or on her belly, they were throwing fistfulls of dollar bills right at her caboose. It's almost like they didn't even care about her, but they loved that booty and were rewarding IT by throwing dollars directly at it. Â They were mesmerized by this thing!!
As always, the ladies were friendly, fun, none were really pushy and asking you to get extra services, etc.. One oddity was when a girl came by and asked if I wanted to tip her. I asked if she'd just gotten done with her dance or if she was up soon, and she looked at me, smiled, shrugged her shoulders and said "Uh, I dunno??". Wow! Â Anyway, as always a fun night and a good time was had by all, even the couple of ladies who were in our party on this night, though unfortunately we decided to leave before they got to see the favorite that they'd picked out to dance for them. Â Leaves something for them to look forward to the next time they visit, I guess!
BT, how I love thee, let me count the ways!:
1. Â I have an amazing time!
2. Â I love the Ballet!
3. Â The drinks kept flowing and the Black Label on the Rocks is the cheapest you'll find!
4. Â I like the pretty girls dancing!
Thank you BT's for another RANDOM night of adventure and debauchery!
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