Cactus Canyon

There's just no replacement for Cactus Canyon in my heart... I had so many fun, rowdy nights in college here! We were in town for a reunion of sorts and found Christian to be super helpful in personalizing and planning our night out! Fantastic personalized service and cheap drinks... cactus, you'll always have my 75 cent drink loving heart!

Cacuts  Canyon is a fast sinking ship. The facilitys in them selevs are half rated handmi down systems that were manufactured in the late eightys. On top of that staff security, owners and managers are garbage they are overyly aggresive and new respect for the law or patrons. The music is a drag the main reason that people even seem to go their are for the cheap drinks. Sadly enough to say though the greeley night life is a sad sad ordeal. Some one please open a real club and bring some fun into this collage town before the colloge shuts down as well.

This is where the whores and douchebags of Greeley congregate to spawn.  The pheromones that waft through this establishment are so thick you will need to shower immediately upon leaving.  If an STD ever had a chance of mutating into airborne virus, this would be the place it would happen.