The Jager

As a bar, this place serves its purpose. It's crazy dark, has low ceilings and is pretty much a dive lounge below the more raucous Penalty Box upstairs, where there are regular beer pong tournaments. At any rate, as a bar this place is fine and would get a 3* review. What takes Jäger over the top is their ridiculous pizza. Seriously some of the best thin crust pizza I have ever had. It would be right in place in Manhattan. Real talk. Slices to order and pies that have to be turned on their side to fit through a door. Incredible, folding slices with the perfect chewy crust. The fact that pizza this good exists in a town this size is mind boggling. It's that good.

I'd say more of a dive bar the cocktail bar but that's maybe bc I just ordered PBR and shot of Beam instead of a Cosmo.  

The Bartender du jour was kind of smug but in a cool way.  Had a bite of my friend's pizza & it had the great well used pizza oven taste.  Note: the old fake pregnant woman drinking gag is not funny here.  Well ... to most.

Had a good time with my wife and her friend.
Would have been five stars but the service was a bit slow (only one server on Friday night).