As a bar, this place serves its purpose. It's crazy dark, has low ceilings and is pretty much a dive lounge below the more raucous Penalty Box upstairs, where there are regular beer pong tournaments. At any rate, as a bar this place is fine and would get a 3* review. What takes Jäger over the top is their ridiculous pizza. Seriously some of the best thin crust pizza I have ever had. It would be right in place in Manhattan. Real talk. Slices to order and pies that have to be turned on their side to fit through a door. Incredible, folding slices with the perfect chewy crust. The fact that pizza this good exists in a town this size is mind boggling. It's that good.
Review Source:I'd say more of a dive bar the cocktail bar but that's maybe bc I just ordered PBR and shot of Beam instead of a Cosmo. Â
The Bartender du jour was kind of smug but in a cool way. Â Had a bite of my friend's pizza & it had the great well used pizza oven taste. Â Note: the old fake pregnant woman drinking gag is not funny here. Â Well ... to most.
The room seems better than the concept in food and name. Â It's been so many things over the years in downtown Greeley. Â Love the brick walls and the little fireplace. Â Hope it hangs on or changes for the better. Â Why not food upstairs at the Box? Â Downtown still needs a decent burger and some Pub Grub. Â Go check out FOCO or Boulder for examples. We've got a university too!
Review Source:Divey bar that's in the basement of the Penalty Box. The bartenders actually make pretty decent cocktails, which is rare in Greeley. The clientele isn't too bad, especially compared to other Greeley bars like AF Rays. As far as atmosphere goes, the seats around the bar are black leather and there is a central fireplace which is nice in the winter. Â
That, and they do trivia and karaoke on Tuesdays.
Every night they have $3 Jager shots.