Christie's Cabaret

These girls are hot!!! I had a couple of dances from some grinders and then there was Cassandra... This girl knows how to get a guy going... She talked me into VIP and I was not disappointed... Very sensual... Definitely knows what she is doing...

I have always enjoyed the girls here but this time it was better quality... 8-9-10.. I recommend Wed nights for sure...

The VIP has been remodeled giving even more privacy... And now they offer $20 dances in the VIP as well...

I did spend some change but all well worth it..

I haven't been to Christies since 2007.  Back then it was incredible.  I went back this past Saturday night 2-23-12 as part of a birthday party and what a disappointment.   We decided during dinner to go and we called to find out what the cover would be and were told over the phone that it was 10 dollars each.  Upon our arrival we were informed that it was actually 12 dollars and not 10 dollars.  Nothing like a little bait and switch to start your night off.  We asked if at the very least that the birthday girl could get in free.....  no chance... she has to pay too.

So we all go in and as usual it is a beautiful well maintained establishment.  But wow...  the girls look like they got into a little too much of Walter White's Breaking Bad stash (crystal meth)....  These women look like 75 pound skeletons with bolt on surgically enhanced breasts.  If you like skin and bones then these are the girls for you.   On top of all that these women were so tweaked on meth that they were all miserable.  Seemed they didn't want to be there at all and they all had a sour puss on their face.  The energy in all of their dances was severely lacking.  The usual pestering for a lap dance was noticeably missing.  Usually the girls are bugging you every minute or two for a dance but in the 3 and half hours we were there  only two girls asked anyone in our group of 7 if they wanted a dance.  Of course we declined due the gross skeleton factor.  Although the fact they weren't bugging us turned out to be a positive thing.  On a stranger note, the ladies we were with were getting into the music and were dancing....  suddenly they were told by the bouncers that they couldnt dance in the club because it is competition for the dancers. Not really....  the ladies in our group were much hotter than the dancers... LOL.

Now let's get to the beverages....  All I can say is wow!!!!  8 beers and one diet coke... SIXTY NINE DOLLARS !!!!!  WTF... That's $8.62 per drink, quite a profit margin.  Not to mention I foolishly opened a tab and am really quite certain that I only 5 beers but hey they said I had 8 and I really didn't want to argue about it. It's my own fault for opening a tab.

In closing I would not recommend this place unless you enjoy women who are so strung out on crystal meth that they look like skeletons and you like overpaying for grossly overpriced drinks.  Our group will never return to this establishment.

Most boring strip club in Phoenix metro. For typ Sat nite, Paid 13 bucks cover, yes 13! Why 13?  Then one bud light bottle cost 6.25 round that up to 7 for tip, then a lousy table dance for 10 bucks. I lost 30 bucks in 15 minutes. After that, I even rejected one girl cause she looked high on something and ugly with her eyes half opened. I am a local and I am never going back there again.