Chuck E Cheese's

Easy and inexpensive entertainment. Pizza isnt my favorite but its edible. I always opt for the all you can eat buffet. The games are only 25 cents a piece (1token). They have live entertainment as well. Toys are on the cheapy side...

Not sure if the 8/6/12 review guy just doesn't understand how kids play or what... but we just got back from this Chuck E Cheese and I was floored at how clean it was, how polite and thoughtful the staff was, most all of the games were in great working shape and it was a good value for the money. My 2 year old LOVED riding the cars and playing some of the games. It may be different during peak hours on a weekend, but we went on a week night and it was not crowded or loud at all. We will definitely be back, I was amazed that a place like that could be so well-managed.

On the first day, God created light.

On the second day, God thought, "meh, I'm pretty bored with all this light. Let me create a friend for myself. I'll name him Mr. Devil."

On the third day, Mr. Devil showed God up in a game of golf, and God exonerated him to Hell.

On the fourth day, the Devil came to earth with the sole purpose of franchising Hell out to unsuspecting businessmen. One franchise was a vacuum cleaner company named after Mr. Devil himself called Dirt Devil. (You may have heard of them.) Just when Mr. Devil thought he couldn't create anything that sucked more, Chuck E. Cheese was born.

Avon has a reputation of being a very nice town, and I usually enjoy myself while visiting Avon. The Chuck E. Cheese, on the other hand, is like a little town in the middle of Avon where legal anarchy, lack of parenting, and mass chaos is the norm. You won't need to bring your riot gear with you when entering this place, but you may need harsh sedatives afterwards.

I have been dragged here many times in the past few years this Chuck E. Cheese has been open, and I have had nothing but wildly-negative experiences to report. As has been previously mentioned, the majority of parents bring their kids into this place and let them run loose. If there is adult supervision of any kind in this place, it's usually few-and-far-between. Any unobservant kid could have his tokens or tickets picked if he isn't paying attention. I've been on city streets in less-than-unsavory hours of the morning and have experienced less pickpocketing than what goes on here. The only thing that seems to be missing from that scenario is a canal running through the arcade in which professional football kickers can take drunken midnight swims.

If there's anything positive to add here, Skee Ball usually works. Just beware of the child units that insist on pushing you out of the way before your game is over. It has happened to me on multiple occasions. This location is also famous for having any number of Skee Balls missing from the Skee Ball game. If you're down to your final two throws and there are no balls left to throw, don't be surprised.

And that pizza. I was under the impression we had constitutional protection from cruel and unusual punishment in this country. Since Chuck E. Cheese pizza exists, we don't need Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman to tell us that myth has officially been busted. If you want to make your very own Chuck E. Cheese pizza at home (and really...who in their right mind would?) here's how to do it!

1) Order something from Amazon. Save the box.
2) Get in your car and drive to the closest grocery store.
3) Purchase the sauce with the most cafeteria-like consistency and the cheese that gives off the most pungent odor.
4) Return home. Spread the sauce on the bottom of the box and lightly cover the sauce's surface with cheese. Bake at 400 and retrieve box from the oven before it has a chance to turn into the second coming of the Towering Inferno and torch your entire kitchen.
5) Feed whatever comes out of the oven to the dog. On second thought, feeding the resulting mess to the dog will probably have every chapter of PETA in the United States protesting outside your door on grounds of animal cruelty. The Department of Homeland Security will consider you a threat to society. News choppers will be flying over your neighborhood to declare you an unstable human being in front of the mass audience of the six o'clock news. Do you really want this? I don't think so!

Even my hyperbole cannot describe how strongly I loathe Chuck E. Cheese. (To Rick S.: Please look up the meaning of "hyperbole". Joke's on you.)  If you're looking for a place to let your kids run wild while you knock back a couple beers at the Applebee's next door, this is the place to do it. Otherwise, you'll probably want to keep your sanity and go somewhere else.

If Chuck E. Cheese is this bad, I don't even want to know what Hell is like. From where I stand, things couldn't get much worse!