Chyll Restaurant & Lounge

Ordered a Bluey. [blue moon]

Got into my wine drinking position with legs crossed and arm resting on my knee.
I slowly began to twirl the bottle around to aerate it, showing every thugs in there that I have class. I then sniffed it, took a sip then this girl with dripping black mascara sat next to me crying " Yu soo cu," translation: you re so cool. She snatch my bluey and pretended to down it, and bragged" Yu chi that, i can drink more than yuu! Whatever you say. I didnt wanted to touch the bottle afterwards for health reasons( gonorrhea, herpes, craps). Then a dialogue started between us

Weirdo: HAHAHA! why u not drinking, you are weak, I finish now
              Sexy me: (-_-)
Weirdo: guess whats my name, u better not laugh at my name... its Adorable
              Sexy me: thats a nice name.
Weirdo[Stands up and started yelling]: WTF! you better not make fun of my name or I will lick your toes... blah blah
              Sexy me: ...uuuhh..I didnt...really! couuldd..youu....i mean its a pretty name...
Weirdo[ rudely interrupts]: Dont ya dare make fun of me or I will kick your ass!

Weirdo then covers its mouth(liquor problem) and skedaddle. I left and was surrounded by WPD(westminster police) but they just ignored me and raided the place. My street creds went up afterwards.

Extra Extra: Went to the bathroom. And lo and behold i saw a Fob, not just any foul smelling Fob, but the FWB(First Westminster Fob), with his long silky black hair slicked back looking in the mirror and mumbling something like, "em dep quay, em dep quay..."

Came here on a sat night with the dj playin hip hop tunes, the cute waitress coming to hang out with you, and the good food served late night. We ordered a few buckets of heinekens and it definitely became a good spot for us to "chyll"

bit empty and dead on most nights.  haven't been here on the weekend, but this place need an update on the decor.