Club Coyote

This is one of my favorite places in the whole wide world.  It's a strip club... in a barn.   And it's every bit as wonderful as it sounds, its right in my hometown of West T, baybay baybay.

The champagne room is a corner with tapestries hanging up.  The walls are decorated with Jim Morrison posters.   The bartenders look like ZZ Top.  There is always a dancer named Mary- Jane, and the girls are surprisingly very talented on the poles.   I have had friends come all the way from the West coast just to see this place.

Take your friends for their next birthday.  It doesn't matter where you live, anywhere in the world.  Just get yourself there.    You will not regret it.