Cruisin Chubbys Gentlemens Club

Don't go to this piece of crap!  Was there 20 mins and DD...someone bought me a lap dance and the stripper stole money from my pocket while being a little extra friendly.  The worst part is I caught her so fast she gave me the oh crap face and told me to shh.  I have been here once for 20 minutes and got pick pocketed and over charged for drinks. Don't go here and if you do watch your money.

Went for a bachelor party had a blast 2 nights in a row! We stayed across the street and had a great time at the Edge too. 100% recommend.

What is it about a bachelor party that makes you do things you hate?  I was in in the Dells with 16 other dudes for a bachelor party and weekend of general mayhem, and as these things typically work out we ended up at a strip club..........called Cruisin' Chubby's?  Who came up with that name? Unreal.  Now even at my most debaucherous I'm not a strip club guy, so how do you think I felt about this joint the night I was chosen as designated driver? Anyway, for any Milwaukee folk this place is basically Club Paragon with nude dancing. Appealing, I know.  The positives of the night were limited to the sweetheart bartenders for keeping the Coca Cola coming gratis and the exceptionally cool security staff for not bludgeoning a member of our party to death when they probably should have.  All told, it was worth it to be able to hear my bunk mate's first words of the following day: "Ohhhhhh Jesus I still smell like strippers."