Distelfink Drive In Restaurant

Unless this place has been sold in the past two years (and they've been trying for years)... don't.

Food is bad as in "burgers were made in the Clinton administration" bad.  If anyone cares, I didn't see evidence of it.  Sent back two burgers because they were inedible, the hot dogs were likely edible only due to the nitrates, and the ham sub was OK.  The ice cream side has one of those "101 flavors and they all taste like chemistry set experiments" machines and they tasted exactly like you would expect.

The sad part is that this place could be an incredibly cool retro drive in with good food if only the owners gave a damn.  They don't.  The neon sign is as good as it gets, yet they can't even paint that.  This place fails due to laziness and a lack of vision as much as anything, and that's too bad.