Frankie & Johnnie's Roadhouse

You know what a hassa is? Cause this place is filled with em.

Not the best dive bar out there, but definitely a friendly staff.   Their selection of beer is pretty limited (think miller lite, MGD, that sort of deal).   Doesn't look like the cleanest place of the bunch, but they managed to get their bathroom decent for a dive bar.     It's not my top choice of a bar, but if i don't feel like traveling to the city, i will go on over here.   Oh, for you smokers, they got a semi-warm smoking area!  The owner gave me a milky way bar as well.   Odd, but nice of  her.

I love dive bars and I am even more partial to ones near me, but this place is absolutely shit.

My gin and tonic was basically 2% cheap gin, 40% water and 58% 7up.

Small place that will crank out the 80s music as loud as possible. Not a bar where you go to converse but try to make a (desperate) fuck. Hell, they have the bar for the feet and the titty mirrors on the ceiling.

Strap on the Lee's and Wranglers. Toss in six pounds of AquaNet and stay away from the smokers and you'll be alllllllllllll right.