GoldFellas of Miami

Honestly, I want to give this place 3 1/2 stars because the high points are REALLY, REALLY high but compared to the opulence of male revues in Vegas, this place can't hold a candle.  

However the eye candy of the male persuasion is just as good, maybe even a bit better.  I digress a bit, as it has been awhile since I've put my dollar bills to work like this.  Even the service attendant, i.e. waiter was cute.  I'll remember T's Argentinian accent and eyes.  His disappointment in those gorgeous blues when we left was mirrored in my own.

Reason for lack of stars; proximity to Miami Beach.  This place is so damn far!  $43.50 to and fro is just ridiculous.  It's also difficult to find, if you don't know where you're going.  

Despite the travel time, my experience was lovely, the action received was quite hot despite my embarrassment and whenever I hear Lenny Kravitz's song, "I Belong To You," a big cheesy grin and blush will creep up on my face.

Know this before you go b/c taxi drivers aren't knowledgeable of male revues (or so they say) it is located in the joint, The Booby Trap. it's all so classy sounding, isn't it. :D