Hammerhead's Billiards Pub

Great place to shoot some pool, dance, play bags, darts, drink of course and just chill!  Bartenders are fun, crazy & nice!!! Water sucks though, so be sure to ask for bottled water!

@Tim C. Maybe you should get stop trying to be an elitist a-hole and just enjoy the small-town local flavor. If you were looking to swill down over priced glasses of brandy (or insert foodie drink of the month here) and smoke hand rolled cigars, maybe a pool hall isn't the type of establishment you should frequent.
Stay in Wrigleyville, West Dundee doesn't want or need your faux wanna-be trash here. This is a small town with a diverse community that surrounds, most of the people that you looked down your snobbish nose at are regular hard working, good people. West Dundee is a town with a sense of family, community and high-spirited members.  It would seem you are just another nose thumbing repugnant idiot who is under the grandiose assumption that his fecal matter is inodorous.

Pros: * you can use words like "proletariat", "Live version of Idiocracy" or "anti-thesis of Bourgeoisie" without them knowing you're making fun of them.

Cons: * saying "Bourgeoisie" here will draw attention from the crypto-zoological creatures that adorn this cess pool**

 *  Dress Shirt Buttons:  Buttons mean you're not wearing a WWE draw string hoodie.  They also provoke the animals.  Key note here:  When you are at the zoo, do not look the animals in the eye.  That only draws out their fury.*

* The punching machine: If you've ever watched LOST, there was a puzzle where the test subjects (e.g. animals - e.g. not i.e. as Hammerhead clients would assume if they had graduated high school, let alone college) could hit a button to get a biscuit that looks like a fish.  It was basically a way to test the lower mammal's ability to repeat a task - which would show their lower level intelligence. At Hammerheads there is a punching bag where that they can grunt over, pound their chest and establish dominance.  If Hammerheads could find some financial backing, I'm sure the BBC and David Attenborough would be interested in filming a documentary of thugs in the wild.

Corky from Life Goes On could stumble in this breading ground of degeneration and bring up the IQ level 50 points.  And since Life Goes On took place in suburban Chicago - I'd say that situation has actual potential.

* If you are a regular here, "fury" is not to be confused with "furry" - the latter of which is what these people are.  

** If you are a regular here - yes you may be able to beat the shit out of me.  But before you were able to do so, I'd probably be able to trick you into fighting a lamp post because you are stupid.