Hardee's

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, I get it. I gave a fast food joint 5 stars. Yea, someone put on their judgy pants today. Whatevs. Let me tell you why this place rocks.

The breakfast here is delish. They've got this ultimate omelet biscuit. It's stuffed with bacon AND sausage AND ham AND cheese. It's like the divine trinity of pork. Then there's this other one which is a fried pork chop on a biscuit with sausage gravy on top. I mean, how could that possibly be bad? You're right. It can't. You can get any of these served up with the loaded hash browns. Those are really just tots with cheese and sausage gravy. What's that? Oh, the answer is no - it's not possible to have too much cheese or gravy.

Dinner options, you ask? How about the jalapeno cheddar thick burger. Or the hot ham and swiss. My two faves. I order mine up with the bacon cheddar fries. Oh, and don't forget the chocolate shake.

All of that sounded awesome right? Well get this, once you order your artery clogging deliciousness you can pop a squat because the cashier is going to bring your food to your table. At first, I thought this only happened because my grandparents spend quite a bit of time here, but no, it's for everyone. Sweet!

If for whatever reason, you find yourself in the crap hole that is Peoria, brighten up your day with a bit of Hardees. You won't regret it.