Kaffe Krystal Nightclub

Don't worry everyone...I was in that strip mall yesterday and Kaffe Krystal is now officially closed.

Um no. I've only come here for events thrown by promoters/others in the college life scene but I know that one thing remains the same. The management here is atrocious.

This club masquerades as an upscale venue but really it's just some joint in a strip mall with decent decorations. VIP area is a joke, a bunch of couches rotated around in a circle, takes up half the room and leaves no dancing space for all the other patrons on the outside.

Every time I've been here I've been invited to join someone in the VIP section and the little security guards have mental breakdowns saying "no band, no entry" (referring to hanging in out in their makeshift "luxury" zone).

Blah this place is wack. Idk how it is on "regular" nights but based off of my experiences here over my years in college I say STAY AWAY.

The waitress had the brass cajones to charge a $3 tip as in gratuity included  upon swiping my card and it bugged me because it was without my consent, on an overpriced $12 dollar drink  and it was rude on her behalf for doing so.. but no matter, I proceed..  We drank our bottles, we danced the night away and  we left.

I was charged 15 dollars for a redbull and vodka.. So it made sense to buy a bottle!  2 bottles between all of us came to $300 with tip..

Overall- a great time at this club, mainly because of the people i went with. Partly because i was drinking... It took awhile to stop the top 40 radio stuff and start the real spanish music.

But it wasnt bad for A..the club not being packed on sat night.. because usually if a club is dead id give it a low rating. Luckily, i went with people. B... its a cuban scene and if your like me, not cuban, then you might agree that cuban reggaeton or merengue electronico needs alittle mix with something less loud and crazy... Its definitely not over the top like Club Ache.. thats like stepping into cuba.. C Expensive drinks......and its really amazing that this club can survive all the way out here.. in a shopping plaza way out in Bumblefuck Kendall

music was pretty good..
guys dress really flashy out here.. I need to find out where they shop for real!

I would go again..

AND BTW the club next door was not allowing us to go in without paying admission.. they DO charge to go back n forth... No reentry and 20 dollar admission at kaffe krstyal