Stir Crazy

I stopped in their last week. I saw a guy take a girl for a lap dance. The whole time the creeper bouncer was peeking through the curtain watching. Very weird. I had one beer and left

Wow! Just wow is all I can say about this place. I had never (In the 32 years of living in Miami) been to Stir Crazy and yesterday was my day. It was a super random "let's go" moment and their famous Churrasco was the reason. Although I don't eat red meat my trusty friends were very excited to try this so-called "best skirt steak in Miami" and I must say they were very pleased. It came as a surprise to me because, honestly the strippers seemed like they were all on heroin. Yeah, I said it. I could go on and on about the shit I saw in that place but this is about the "Churrasco" hahahah!!
Overall, I think I'll go back and experience that again.

Weeknight. They won't let you in with a gun, so leave it in the car. In for $5 and a light frisk. Dancers: 7 latina, 4 black, 1 whitey from Tallahassee. One chick's an 8.5. Another is a 7.5 with a wig. Bud Lite is $2.00. There's no 2-drink-min harassment. Dancers do walk around the bar for your dollar when they get off the stage. $25 lap-dances are semi-private.

Decent alternative to BT's. 6 or 7 visits in a 12 year span, its consistently a 3-star spot.