Kelly's Saloon

I guess writing a review of this place would be an admission that I have been here.  It is a Dive and is Advertised as that.  If getting F'd up quick is your goal, this is the place.

I actually really like Kelly's. Drinks are stronger, which equals getting drunk faster, but it's not as packed as Idle or Vital... at least when I went. Good place to just chill around and talk to people.
Careful though, because there's a couple of people who are REALLY territorial of the pool table here.

So the story goes that because Geneseo is a mining town, and because the miners got off work in the morning, you found people drinking at Kelly's at 7am. So the story goes... But honestly, I never met one miner in there.

Their drinks taste like straight up alcohol. You're not really getting more alcohol though, they just use smaller than normal cups, the same amount of alcohol and a lot less mixer. So you just think you're getting more because your drink tastes like shit, but you're really not.

Which leads me to a neat little trick I was taught here. If you feel like you're gonna throw up, take a deep long breath through your nose. You'll feel better immediately.

Oh and the place is a shithole. But relatively, it's completely average. And when the college kids are away for vacation, the townies infest this place like roaches. Right townies? Wow, you made it onto the internet! Congratulations! Now go celebrate by smoking some meth and driving to Walmart.