The Love Ranch

Oh my heck! What else can I say? :) I LOVED it! :) I had been wanting to come for the longest time (probably for 5 years now) but never had the chance until a month ago.

For all of you guys who are curious as to what goes on inside a brothel and what the parties are like and how the women are, I shall enlighten you all! :)

After months of saving money and finding the time to go to Nevada, i browsed the love ranch website (<a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loveranch.net&s=d6aa5ffe3a47e642f18878ed7561cab1d05dea507fc0403f2a09aa65e8adf28f" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.loveranch.net</a>) to find the perfect woman who would help me lose my virginity and who would also be worth the plane flight (which is about 3 hours non stop from where I'm at--but I had two layovers before I got there). I chose the lovely, exotic Jade Capri!  

<a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loveranch.net&s=d6aa5ffe3a47e642f18878ed7561cab1d05dea507fc0403f2a09aa65e8adf28f" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.loveranch.net</a>...

After I decided upon the girl I wanted to see, I had to email Jade to make sure she would be available. She said yes that she would and to solidify the appointment I would have to call the love ranch and put a deposit down (100 dollars or higher) to ensure the appointment would happen. I did so.

The ranch also provides a cab service from the airport to the ranch. The cost for a round trip ride is 55 dollars. That is a super good deal since a Yellow Cab will cost about a 140 dollars one way. The cab was a saving grace! To get a ranch cab, you have to call the love ranch and put 55 dollars down, about two days before you fly in.

The cab arrived about 45 mins later. They had to drop off a working girl at the Ranch, so that's why the cab was a little late.

The cab drive is about a 30 min drive. The driver was totally cool and easy to talk to.

The love ranch is located off of the main highway outside of Carson City and is along a dirt road. Down the road about a mile is the bunny ranch--the mother ranch, if you will.

The outside of the love ranch looks great. It has a white metal fence that surrounds it. You have to be buzzed in, to get in, but the driver opened the gate for me and then I walked into the brothel. I was a little nervous.

The lady bartender stood near the open doorway and welcomed me. She asked me if I wanted a line up (meaning for girls to come out and you choose them).. I said, "No thank you. I am here to see Jade Capri." The bartender smiled and said that she would get Jade for me. She instructed me to take a seat on one of the red love couches that lined the entire wall of the lobby.

The lobby was dimly lit. 80's music played over the speakers of the room. Abstract paintings of naked women hung on the walls. The place seemed pretty legit and I thought, "Wow! I'm in a brothel!" The bartender gave me a drink for free as I waited.

I should caution those of you with heart problems though. The atmosphere is pretty smokey--not just because Jade and other beauties are walking around in there lighting the place up--but because people smoke in there (not the girls really, but the patrons). Cigarette cartons lay on the tables.

My dream girl hopped out of my dreams and met me. Jade stands about my height (5'8-5'9) and has tan skin. She wore a black dress and has an incredibly fit physique. But most importantly, she has beautiful eyes and an attractive face. Her blonde hair falls a little past her shoulders. To paint a picture in your mind, think of a Brazilian version of supermodel Heidi Klum and then you have Jade! She also has a sexy Brazilian accent that I could listen to all day!

The room we partied in was the VIP room. It is nice and luxurious. We discussed what we wanted and she gave me  a couple of hours of non stop sex and unlimited fun with her.

After paying the cashier and I took a shower, Jade got us drinks and put my protective equipment on, she let me undress her and then the fun began!

Due to the word limit on Yelp per review, let me just say Jade is my dream come true! She helped me lose my virginity and was patient with me and worked past my disability (facial paralysis). She will give you all the sex you want, anyway you want and she likes to kiss on the lips!

To top it off, we got Thai food and ate it in the kitchen. It was the best!

As all good things must come to an end, so did this date. As I walked back out to the cab with the driver, Jade followed and told me to come again. We then kissed each other on the lips--twice!

Jade is my unofficial girlfriend! I have great feelings for her! No it's not lust nor a silly boy crush but truly is love and gratitude for everything she did for me because for 22 years this young man with a facial paralysis never had been kissed or hugged by a girl, even hardly by his mom, and Jade came and saved me from myself doubt that I would ever feel affection.

In closing, I love Jade and I am planning a second trip to see her, when our schedules don't conflict!

I recommend the love ranch to everyone and I also recommend Jade! Treat her like a lady and she will give into you!