Mars Mens Club

You can't tell, but I'm shaking my head right now. The place once known as the Platinum Horse will forever have a place in my heart as the first strip club I ever went to but....Mars is pretty awesome. Lots of girls, dances are cheap and the drinks are....bearable. This is probably the best strip club in Akron, which isn't saying much. It's a nice departure from the fat roll, c-section scar, and bullet wound riddled women that you'll find almost everywhere else. Butttttt, it's still Akron so there's that. My friends car got broken into and they ate some food in a box from applebees and stole the FACEPLATE from his radio. Not the radio, but the faceplate. WHO DOES THAT?! Lol what a night. Overall though, not a bad place. Don't travel too far to come here, unless you love Akron, which you probably don't.

This place had me fall in love with strip clubs.

I've had many good, alcohol-fueled times here. Table dances are $5 and private dances start at $10, so it's not like you're going to spend a few grand at the strip club doing God knows what. They always have specials like one free dance or food specials, so that makes going here weekly more affordable haha.

The drinks here can be on the expensive side, though. That's my only complaint.

The girls here are diverse. Some girls are attractive and talented, while others -- not so much.

Mars is quickly becoming my favorite hangout.

The new name for this club is Mars Mens Club,  <a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.marsmensclub.com%2F&s=948b3036d5f90b8414a5102412f8935a52c93d378304f74af89abb3b2cbf3a37" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.marsmensclub.…</a>

$3 cover,  and 2 drink minimum. The table dances are topless and $5/song but no contact whatsoever.  The VIP dances are $10 in a sectioned off room but still no privacy as you can see others getting dances as well and no contact.

Even the stage tipping here is a waste of $1 because the dancer gives no contact whatsoever.    They do have food here.  I think $3.75 for a salad, $6.25 for a grilled chicken salad, and $6.25 for a gyro, or $8.95 for a cheese and fruit platter.  I don't remember the other prices on their menu.