Pallas Club

Set right in the hood of Portland. BUT.... It's going through a decent remodel over the next few months and should come out as a premier dive bar location. Bartenders are hot and it's an easy location to get to and get out of if you live in the area. So if you live local it's a great spot to kick it prior to your night and before you head home...

My girlfriend wanted to see male strippers for her bachlorette party and apparently this is the only heterosexual place to do so.

What can I say, male strippers are kind of a creepy concept.  All in all the service staff was presentable and nice.  The female "dancers" (more like gynecologic exhibits) were nothing to write home about.  I guess if you want to lay on your back and spread your legs for a DOLLAR that's your business....but seriously, in the land of strip clubs you'd think these girls would try to put some pizazz into their performances.

It's a neighborhood dive bar, nothing special. The drinks are okay, a little overpriced but I guess that's to be expected in a "showclub".  

Btw can anyone tell me why having a crap ass stage with a pole justifies a double markup on average liquor markup?  Anyway, I digress.

If you live in the neighborhood and just HAVE to get a gynecology lesson then this is your place.  If you want to see performers that can actually DANCE, find another outlet.

Right building in the wrong part of town. This hood makes the club what it is, and that isn't much. Reflected by the girls too; however, they ain't all bad, and the lineup would be better if this hood wasn't so broke. (Still can come in and find a knockout or two on a random night.) Until the block cleans up, it will sit as the best strip dive in this heavy residential, low income hood.