The Parma Tavern

Its decent for a bar.  The foods good and they have a lot of beer on tap.  Gets so crowded and the lot fills up that you have to park across the street.

I have been living very close to the Parma Tavern for over two years and walk there all the time. The wings, pizza, and build your own burgers are top notch and not too pricey.

They have a pretty big selection of bottled beer numerous beers on tap, and not just your bud light and coors light and the prices are pretty fair for bar prices.

If you go on Friday for Saturday night be prepared for an EXTREMELY LOUD  BAND to the point where you can barely talk across the table. But in the summer the patio is awesome and it doesn't matter if there is a band or not.

Service used to be pretty awesome and still is at the bar most of the time. Service at tables is hit or miss depending who is working.

People are always judging me. If I go to the bathroom the guy in the next stall is judging me. If I go to Parma and blast my Chevrolet through the pot holes people want to tell me I'm a loser. What's wrong with Parma? Really? There's a lot of lovely things there. Local politicians and officers of the law do their thing with aplomb. Sweet, intelligent, beautiful women with kind hearts and generous bosoms offer me, you, all of us their love, affection and baby-making skill. They are not afraid to say that they love me. Isn't that what life is about?

The Parma Tavern is yucky. I drank beer there and was awkward and then I ordered chicken fingers or tenders or strips or whatever it was called and they got the out of the bag into the fryer treatment. I spat one on the table reflexively to examine it and it was non-descript. The beer is not fizzy. The mixed drinks are not finished with a whisper like at the Velvet Tango Room. The ginger ale is sour. The restrooms beg for an errant spray (wolf-like and in late-night territorial angst) and the food is not wholesome or toothsome or even bloody and worrisome.

You don't have to go here because there are better places to go.