Parry's Pizzeria & Bar

I selected one star  because there was no negative star to give.  Where does one start?  Let me save you a bunch of time and give you the bullet points:

LOWLIGHTS  
*  Not greeted for 8 minutes
*  Server completely clueless about menu and beer selection
*  Prices are so ridiculously high that they border on the comical
*  Menu selection is amazingly limited
*  Food took 20 minutes to arrive
*  Food Quality is abysmal  ( everything is clearly frozen and can be bought at SAMS)
*  Portions are pathetically small given the price
*  Staff is completely incompetent ( no smiles, no warm greets, no product knowledge,
      they act like they are inconvenienced that you are there )
* Owner is quite possibly the most obnoxious and rude person I have ever met in the
       restaurant business with absolutely no clue what is going on around him
*  Beer portions are half of what they should be, and then the staff trots out some song
       and dance about legally not being allowed to pour larger portions??  
       ( perhaps someone should inform REAL RESTAURANTS like Mellow Mushroom,
       Yard House, Cheeky Monk, Falling Rock, or Hops N Pies about this law )

HIGHLIGHTS

* Beer selection is good ( if you dont mind paying outlandish prices for small pours )
* Freedom of Choice:  Thank GOD that we have other choices on where to spend our
       hard earned money because we will NEVER return here again, and will be sure
       to let our neighbors know about our experience

Ok.  Their thin crust pizza is quite delicious.  If you get the kind with their spice mix added it makes the sauce really good, otherwise the sauce is nothing special.  The sandwiches are pretty decent as well.  The french fries are just like at Arbys! YUM! The best part of course is the awesome rotating taps and $3 specials all day long (and not the Coors kind).  This is a welcome change to the neighborhood!

Decided to try Parry's the other night for dinner. We immediately were greeted by the owner. He was absolutely rude and disrespectful! If we were not starved we would have left before meeting the server. Ordered a round of beers that took forever to arrive. Ordered waters that never arrived. Pizza actually was tasty and reasonably priced. If we eat here again we will be getting take out as the serves was terrible and the owner was an arrogant jerk. I would think twice about going here and go down the street to Big Bills for Delicious NY style pizza and wonderful service