Scarlet Ranch

Well, how does one start a review for a place few people have the juevos to admit they ever step foot in?

How about this... Scarlet Ranch is a swing club.  A damned fine swing club.  In fact I've only been to one that was comparable and it was a 30,000 sq ft Mansion out in the Redwoods of Washington State.

But don't take my word for it.  Almost any night you go you will find visting Polys (Polyamorous) and or Swingers from abroad with their eyes wide and mouths upturned impressed by the size, class, and quality not only of the club itself, but also of the peeps attending it.

The owner of the Scarlet Ranch has been lifestyle for .... *ever* I think and has seen this club grow from a private get together at a friend's house (if I recall the stories correctly) in Evergreen to two other locations before coming to rest in what used to be a massive restaurant in the outskirts of Highlands Ranch.  

The Ranch resembles a giant log cabin replete with two full bars (bring your own booze!!!!!!) two pool tables, dance floor, dining room, complete kitchen, stripper pole, live band stage, DJ setup, sizable fenced "backyard" with netted gazebos, an outdoor dance floor, hot tub, BIG Tee-Pee (complete with flat screen TV, beds, and fireplace), a downstairs with public and private play areas, a shower, and adult play apparatuses. Whew.  

The crowd here in svelte Colorado is younger on average than Swing Sets from other Cities (I am often told from visitors) and ranges from late 20s to late 40s on average.  

The Ranch has regular theme parties and now includes monthly Fetish nights featuring alternative lifestyle genres that run up against and sometime intertwine with the "Swing Set".  

For those not familiar with Swinging, I won't go into a huge explanation, but suffice it to say, Scarlet Ranch epitomizes the best of the lifestyle.  People are clean, polite, and understand that hitting a swing club is about having fun in an open-minded environment, not "getting laid" so no worries about creepers stalking and pressuring people into things.

Personally me and mine go to the Ranch for a laid back, open-minded place to eat, drink, chill, and dance... and sometimes, just sometimes we stay for the extra-curriculars ;)