Rembrandt's Bar & Grill

Local dive bar.  Move along nothing to see here. No but really it's OK if your stopping in After work for a taste or if you and a couple of friends want to just relax drink and play some pool.  The crowd is a mixture between young and old, male or female, and alchys and casu drinkers.  The menu here is a typical bar menu and is not half bad after a couple of hours of drinking.  If you want, dare I say, a more classy night out try nautical mile or h.village but if your just chillen with a friend and you have nothing better to do on shitty Long Island stop on in you'll be surprised.....for better or for worse.

One of the worst bars I've ever been to.
The bartenders have the crappiest attitudes, and the clientele consists of knuckleheads and alcoholics... go figure.

Also the bathroom REEKS OF PISS, has Slimer been in there??!! my goodness.
Scary.

I remember coming here in high school and college and thinking it was awesome....because I was 17.

Stopping by to kill some time at like, 5:30 on a Thursday, we found a group of high school kids nursing budweisers and, what I can only assume was orange soda in martini glasses cut with Bacardi, watching cartoons and eating take out Chinese food.  What? I not in my grandfathers basement, am I?

The bartender was boozing too, which is alright, considering everyone in the bar was most likely also in her 7th period gym class...except my friend and I.  The tap was a little flat (I don't care obvs) BUT there was a friggin gnat in my glass....which, of course, I only noticed when I got to the end.  C'mon.  I can overlook the cartoons, cause it was funny, and I can even overlook the children gossiping about homecoming, but dirty pint glasses and bugs are where I have to draw the line.

Sigh