Savannah

I've been to Savannah a few Fridays in the colder months.

Male/Female Ratio: Starts to get very sausagey after 11:30.

Sociability of People: Most people seem pretty stuck up and cling to their own group. A lot of Jersey Shore types as well.

General Attractiveness of People (out of 10): 7

Pros: Good house and hip-hop music, decent-sized crowd. There aren't many places of this size in Nassau so it gets points for that.

Cons: They turn a blind eye to smoking in the building, especially after 12.

Young college students ready to get your freak on.....UNITE!!!

Located up the block from Hofstra University in the East Meadow Shopping Plaza is this dance club / lounge filled to the brim with college party goers.  Friday and Saturday nights are the get down and dirty dance nights.  Drinks are the usual form.  I think its a $5 cover and they do have Happy hour (1/2 price drinks).

They play alittle bit of everything from Hip Hop to Spanish.  Get your superman on, then maybe a little Stanky Leg....then do your best Elephant Man impression.  Don't worry.  The crowd is doin it too.  As always, you have the lounge side where people just talk and get drunk (and look pretty...but no touchee).  Then there are those that want to dance (hovering by the dance floor) but are waiting til the right song or right moment to pounce.  And of course, there are those that stay on the dance floor all night...no matter what is playing.

I like the spot because I like a good crowd and a good party.  BUT...some nights I think the whole crowd is 19 years old.  Its a fun time for all but bring some friends and a backup plan in case you get tired of rollin with the cast of the Real World 20.

Old club bunnies never die, they just botox away....

I avoid dance clubs, and for good reason.  This place on a Wednesday night only reinforces that for me.

Against my voice of reason, my sister insisted that I meet her and our friend from the old neighborhood here - apparently no one knew it was scary old club people night...

This is the place to go on a Wednesday night when you are a) over 49 b) have more than 2 child support payments going out, or checks coming in c) You are sporting a bald dome *and* a pony tail, and d) Think you'll look good giving those leather pants a night out again...

The place was chock full of all of the above - AND I had to pay $5 to get in there.  That $5 would have gotten me a pitcher of beer over at Miller Ale House down the road.  I hate wasting money.

Located in the same parking lot that is home to the Zachary's / Callahan's / Savannah triad, this place is and has been a favorite L.I. club for years.  Keep in mind that with this many bars in such a small area, that the parking lot has seen more DNA left lying around in the last 20 years than the F.B.I. could ever hope to collect...  In fact, the parking lot is where much of the action takes place... just sayin...

Aside from the freak show, the drinks were fine and not too stupidly priced.

Go on the weekends - at least the crowd is younger and less scary.