Somewhere In Augusta

This place has all the elements to be a good sports bar but it falls short in every category.  Bad service, lame menu, blah food.  Pay cash only - you've been warned.

2 stars for fun trivia and a tasty non-alcoholic drink and that's about it. Wow was this food lame. I wasn't real happy with the menu when I opened it. Mostly standard "bar and grill" fare, standard burgers, fries, boring quesadillas, "wraps" for the health conscious, plenty of alcoholic beverage choices, but pretty much nothing special. It looks like one of those places that's owned by a former local football player. There's tv's and memorabilia everywhere, fitting well with the sports bar theme. They even have tv's over the urinals... By the way, the whole restaurant smells like smoke, as if the employees are chain-smoking in the employee-only areas near the bathrooms.

My wife, as close to a vegetarian as a meat-eater can be, pointed out that there were basically no vegetables on the menu other than the salads, which looked about as appetizing as the clown-man salads down the street at the big golden "M" arch. We tried to come as close as possible with the fried green beans, expecting something fresh and lightly battered, but what we got was an over-breaded bean out of a freezer bag, over-fried, then waaaay over-salted, with a weirdly not good "spicy" dipping sauce. 6 bucks

Next up, a cheeseburger. I figured, ya know, this place is a bar, they've got to have at least a decent cheeseburger. And the menu claimed "fresh, never frozen" beef. Ba-freakin-loney. Ya know those frozen burger patties they sell at the Wally-mart? Well that's essentially what this was on a flattened white bun with some old lettuce and a thick slice of gross tomato, (I'll give some leeway here since I shouldn't have gotten anything with a tomato so out of season). And of course, pale, floppy, freezer bag fries on the side. I'd have to make another comparison to the clown-man's burger, although actually this time it tasted more like his nemesis the King. Vague reminders of high school lunch food... 10 freaking dollars, are you kidding? A friend of mine said "this place really thinks highly of their food..."

My wife also ordered a nice, overpriced nonalcoholic cocktail which was a decent blend of concentrate juices, ginger ale, and grenadine. It tasted ok, but it probably wasn't worth three bucks. But had to have something to wash away all that "food"

Our server was pleasant and attentive. And like I said earlier, we and some friends enjoyed the trivia and trivia personalities, three goofy guys who are probably one step from making it as their own morning radio talk show. I unfortunately, will probably be back with friends to play trivia, but I may pack a sandwich next time.

Been here a few times and the food was not good.  Also, one of the times the service was horrible.