Spearmint Rhino Club

This is the worst gentlemen's club ever! I don't know why I came back. I received a text message from the establishment for a special only to find out when I got there they wouldn't honor it because it was a mistake/mixup of some sort. The guy at the door showed me a few other specials. After choosing a special I walked in to an empty stage with a few male patrons sitting around the stage anticipating a show. I looked to the fireplace and the dancers were all there talking to one another, as if there were no men in place at all. Went and sat down by the bar area to get my soda. I made eye contact with one of the dancers and it was as if she was shy. She kept talking to one of the guys that worked there. I sat there for like 10 minutes and all but one of the girls was interacting with a male patron. I drank my soda and left. I'm glad the guy offered to give me a partial refund. Even after, I said "I remembered why I don't come here, because it sucks!", in front of some customers looking for a lame time in that place.

Recently my friend wanted to take some friends over there I told him, don't waste your time at that place. If anything take them to Flesh! At least you can eat and drink, and girls have great pole work! I will never go to Spearmint Rhino again!!!

Went to the Rhino on a Thursday & I guess I picked the right day.  They do a deal where you pay for a topless dance at the front from some Monkey in a Suit & you get in with the drink included.  I figured it might be some kind of trick at first, but then looking at the insipid fellow who was working at the front door, I realized the poor Gent couldn't possibly count past 20 (Even then, I suspect he wasn't wearing shoes because when he ran out of fingers, he started looking down.) Anyways, I paid the $15 & got a voucher for my freak-a-leak which was like a movie ticket of sorts I guess; good for 1 entrance  ;-p

The girls (About 12 in all) were a fairly decent selection being that this was at 3pm.  (More on that in a minute) I walk in not knowing what to expect exactly, but hoping that the reputation of Spearmint Rhino is justified. I've been to several Deja Vu's (Ontario, Industry, & Hollywood) & to the Tropical Lei (Whorehouse, bring your own condoms because the ones the girls have look *inexpensive*)  There were about 4 really hot girls, about 4 girls that looked do-able, & 4 who I wouldn't normally try to get phone numbers from, but hey, to each his own right?

Anyways, I watch a few performances on stage.  No big surprises, I see nice tops, nice bottoms, & a few really cute faces.  I'm drinking my bottled water & I'm pretty much having a good time.  The DJ had good music, & I could actually understand what he was saying. The girls seemed really friendly (except for the last 4 that I mentioned). And the crowd had a good vibe going.  The place was actually pretty busy for it being middle of the day on a weekday.  I don't like being the only guy in a room full of bored dancers.  It's like being the only sheep that got lost in the chase, only to realize that you accidently ran back to the wolves.

*Sidenote at this point - Am I the only one that thinks the hotter girls are actually nicer & the ones that need a little more time on the treadmill are B*tches?

So I'm sippin my water & trying to figure out which of these nubile creatures I should violate/ grind on & I hear the DJ announce a 3 for one.  Just like at every other club I've ever been to, all the girls flood the floor & ask variations of "Hey, would you like to touch me inappropriately & pay me to have simulated sex with you?  It's only $60?  Forget for a moment that I have to work 3-4 hrs to make that much money.  I have a more immediate problem. My wallet says I can only choose 1 & she just walked back with some jacka$$ who was sitting closer to where she was when the DJ called green light.

Now I have to say "No Thanks.  Hey um... what's that girls name?  *head lowers in shame- The one with a really nice butt; she just went back right now, but I wanted to get a dance with her."  At this point, I was feeling a little bit awkward & I was becoming suspicious that this girl now thought I was as *Special* as the guy at the front door.  Just then I remembered my voucher!  Good for 1 free freak-a-leak!  I ask Nice boobs & pretty face if it would work for the 3-1 & she smiles & says of course!  We head to the dark passages of fully legal, yet morally questionable fun & she explains that I can upgrade my happy meal for $45 more to get extra cheese & a Large coke in the V.I.P.  I guess I got caught up in the moment & said screw it.  Let's Roll!

The dance was Snickers, I gave her a $15 tip & we talked for a while.  She explained that a lot of girls come on Thurs. during dayshift to make up missed shifts from the night.  According to nice boobs/pretty face, Tues & Thurs are the best days to go if you're in the area during the day.  Suddenly our good conversation is interrupted by this awful sound; Jerry's kid has migrated from the front door & is now slobbering on the Mic.

The good music disappeared & now in some twisted flaw in Affirmative Action; short-bus is mumbling about something incoherently.  I ask Nice Boobs/pretty face what happened, hoping that she will say maybe the DJ is taking a leak, but then she shakes her head & says the door guy will be covering for the DJ so he can take his break.  WTF?!?  The guy who was talking while staring at naked ladies is tired?  He needs a break?  I have to hear mongaloid boy practice his ABC's because the DJ-Who's job is to talk is tired?  Bull$hizzle, that guy probably went to the bathroom to peel one off.  Anyways, my eyes & groin were very happy; my ears not so enthused once Rainman took over.  I left, but I will be going back.

Made a trip to the Spearmint Rhino Rialto on Saturday.  Had a wonderful time with all of the lovely ladies at  the club.  The only real complaint I have is that some of the wait staff and dancers were too aggressive.  The drink hustle has gone overboard.  The only thing that keeps me coming back here is the lovely ladies giving awesome dances.